h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Night night, keeper of the vegetables

Too shy

Yeah, that was a boring ramble.

Go on then ramblemeister *poke* Give us the good stuff.

*flump*

I didn't say I had anything better. I was just withholding boring you to death.

*thinks*

I don't have anything interesting. I can do strange.

Strange is interesting

But now you've established pseudofootie as a dullard, you've really got to rub her face in it with a series of entertaining rambles.

*thinks*

And you're not allowed to use squirrels.

Okay. A few times today I did an impression of the alien in the original War of the Worlds filum by wheeling my chair sideways while wiggling my fingies in the air and making a 'biddlebiddlebiddle' noise.

Tch. You can Bob off. I'm not competing. I'm going to roll my eyes and do my best not to engage in conversation so that I don't have to try to act interested in a dull story for ten minutes.

See? That was a top anecdote

Just paint eyes on your eyelids so you can have a little snooze without causing offence.

It entertained me.

The day has also been punctuated with singing "you'reavegetable"

Naturally

is it safe?

Vegetables?

No. They make your nose fall off.

maybe thats what happened to my nose! wish I had my nose back.. maybe I should start 'nose aid' to see if I can raise enough to get a new nose

You definitely should. I'd donate a or two.

You might raise more than you need and be able to buy two new noses!

two noses... that'd be... great

Nose aid 2008:
F64235?thread=5659307

Yes, yes, yes, worthy causes are all very well...

Can we talk about me again yet?

You? Again?

Jeez.

*points*

Toe mail.

*rustle*

*poke*

Oi!

I never bother checking who's online these days. That's how blase I am

*tick tock tick tock*

Right, five minutes.

I am officially hiding.

*hides*

He he he...