h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

She must have known we'd be returning and she thought she should stock up the fridge

She so good to us.



That's not right.

*looks around*

All of my sequinned jackets have gone.

DA DA DA!!!

Boobillay!

It has been a while since the smileys have actually had to work

*points*

You got that wrong you did.

Michael?

Yes. Michael Boobubblybibbly It's part of his plan to become the new Elt.

Huh. As if.

I don't believe the Bulbooly one goes in for sequinned jackets.

Silly boy.

Parky told him. 'Bah ecky thoomp, lad' said Parky, 'tha wants get thesen one o' them sparkly jeckets, lahk Elt's, ba goom.' Or something.

Oh aye, he did n'all. 'is lassie went reyt dahn past coyle oil t' market 'n all fer a fine 'un.

Dint chuffin wear it the blummin' chuff.

Yeah. Chuff. Blimey.

Are you watching the Boosh? Is it just me or is it going through a good one/bad one rhythm as the weeks go by? This one being a tad iffy?

We' to be reyt, it wunt suit. He'd be all fur coat and no knickers.

I'm giving it a miss. Watching Fonejacker instead.

Aye. Reet.

*thinks*

Baht 'at. Perhaps.

Very wise. That was poo

*headpoints* Flumpleton.

Night night Pickle

An 'at?

We' ah'll go t'foot o' ah stairs.

Night night duck.

*creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak*

*coughcough*

Uh hum...

*poke*

*chuffachuffachuffachuffa*

http://www.mysticmountainarts.com/TeaCupFamily.jpg

Lo!

*blinks*

It's you!

How the divil are you? What's tha' been doing this last month?

*chuffachuffachuffachuffa*

*waits*

*chuffachuffachuffachuffa*

*schlurp*

Were you waiting for the right cup?

Oo, not much Waiting for hootoo to stop telling fibs aboot when I last posted, mostly

Of course. I wanted the extra flowery one.

May 12th, in the Flantwatch thread, wearing a summery dress and carrying a candleabra!

I've been mostly chatting to an interweb weirdo in other places. He's quite odd.