h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The dirty trollop went out drinking and boogeying last night and wanted to curl up and die on her sofa.

Ofcourse I've been drinking...it's my Hoopy Brithyad party.

What on earth are you smoking those for>

I'm sure my mum started smoking them to stop me stealing her cigarettes


Good evening?

How dare she? A chance to drink with the Mrs B should never be missed.

I've not been smoking them, mates have been declining my seemingly generous offers while I've known all along that I'd end up with a packet all to myself.

T'was alright. I'm going to Cyprus. And I'm going to jump out of a plane.

Indeed! Damn lightweight!

There's no such thing as friendship when it comes to a girl an her cigarettes.

Blimey! The airline's overdoing the 'no frills' bit aren't they?

Indeed. Even have to make my own parachute.

Did you ever see my "Welcome, you're in Spain" hangover thread?

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I can still feel the panic that I felt when I heard the advert.

Noooooo...do linkylink do.

That was brilliant!

You and Trin should become writing partners that write stuff. I'd buy the 'Live at Albert's Hall, Bumbley-upon-sea-on-the-Wolds' DVD.

I'm sure that that was the only time I ever heard the "Smile, you're in Spain" ad. Scared the crap out of me for a few short moments.

Trin always makes me grin with some of the stuff he comes out with.

Cor! A proper DVD? We could do extras stuff and advertise flant pencil cases.

Have you fallen akip?

I might have to head off.

Night.

I maybe drunk enough one evening to share some of my drunken exploits from days of yore.

Yeah, Trin's mad bonkers. In the nicest, possible way ofcourse.



I have to sleep, for I am a wizened, old hag

Some serious lurkery going on around these here parts then?

I'm slowly getting toasted while watching the X Files.

What you doin'?

Me? Nuthin'




Drinking beer in a smokefilled haze, shouting smart ass answers to postings on some of the more 'serious' threads. Pretending to stub my cigarette out in some researcher's eyes. Listening to 'Singing in the rain' by Sheila B. Devotion. Hanging up the washing. Y'know, yer typical Sunday evening.

I drempt of 2legs lastnight. He was working in Superdrug and sold me a footspa, then we went to the pub and there were loads of people that I knew but had never seen before in my life. I woke up laughing but can't remember what at. It was really strange, never done that before.

I daren't even look in some of the serious threads. There are silly ones that I've never worked up the courage to delve into yet.

Who'seyes?Who'seyes?

Have you met anyone from here before? 'part from Wilma, course. I've not had a hootoo dream before. No, tell a lie. I have. I can't remember the specifics though.

Oh blimey, I'd never do more than lurk em. And shout at them from the other side of the screen. I'm a total girly poof.

Loads of eyes...I flit through the site and *poke* the cigarette at the eyes on screen *don't like you *poke*, or you *poke* and as for you *poke*

Nope, not met anyone yet. I'd like to, and planned to, but stuff happened. I'm thinking of going to the summer meet, I'm also a bit scared too mind. You?

There was loads more to the dream I can't remember. I've had a few Hootoo dreams, usually weird and nonsensical and instantly forgettable. I'm rubbish at remembering dreams.

Ahem. Don't know what you mean.

Don't blame you. they scare me just by posting sometimes. I've only met one, Croz, who saved my 'puter from almost sudden death.

The hootoo dream I had was really mismashed. I knew it was a researcher from here, but they had the name of a kid I went to little school with and they looked like someone I know now.

I was having lots of very odd dreams in December, Jan time. I don't usually remember dreams but I could remember every detail from them buggers.

Go on on, tell me who you're poking at. Or give me a linky. X Files has gone all Mormon.

You met Croz? He is quite a smarty pants with computers isn't he? He comes across as someone who'd be exactly like they seem on here, if you know what I mean? I don't think I'd be scared of Croz...and maybe a few others...p'raps.

Yep, he's lovely.

Tch! *Notices distinct lack of linkages*

Fnur!

I cannae remember cap'n, there's so many. And what if somebody saw? I'd get picked on by people who use big words that really just mean their dad's bigger than my dad or something.

I'm not reading any serious threads at the moment anyway...next time I do, I'll send you some links to eyes that you can poke too.

*Flops into a friendly armchair*

Evenin' all!