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Roses are flowers.
Trin Tragula Posted Mar 13, 2006
Oh, I'm sure she doesn't really 
Other than of sandwiches and pritt and eau de flant. It's just the sort of casual malicious rumour that I, Mrs Bojangles, would fling out without a moment's notice. Probably while trying to nick something.
Roses are flowers.
Baconlefeets Posted Mar 13, 2006
To be honest, I think I may have taken on more that I can handle.
You're sure you wouldn't like some?
I'll just leave it here, you can have it after your salad if you like.
*Whizzypuff!*
Didn't take you long to pinch that!
Roses are flowers.
Trin Tragula Posted Mar 13, 2006
Pinch waff? *munchmunch* I fink it wash shome hungry flantsh. Yesh, flantsh *swallow*
I mean, I may talk big, but my criminal activities have become a bit of an urban myth. Small scale, you know.
*Waits to see how long it will take Trin to realise his entire house is gone*
Roses are flowers.
Baconlefeets Posted Mar 13, 2006
Flantsh?! *Shakes head*
Flants?!
They eat choccy pudding too?
Hmm. Could use them as bait for that 
I know what you mean, I hear a lot about your activ*Leans back against settee*Whoooah!
Mrs B! 
Roses are flowers.
Trin Tragula Posted Mar 13, 2006
*trip* Waa...? *splat*
Ow.
Haven't quite got the hang of this 
*Puts Trin's house back*
Sorry
Roses are flowers.
Baconlefeets Posted Mar 13, 2006
*Inspects freshly put back together house*
All seems to be in order.
Wha..!
Hold up a minute!
*Authoritative hand is placed upon Mrs B's shoulder*
I've only got the ground and upper floor. Where's my Attic O' Treats?
Roses are flowers.
Trin Tragula Posted Mar 13, 2006
*gulp*
How would you feel about half an Attic O'Treats and we'll say no more about this whole sorry episode?
Roses are flowers.
Baconlefeets Posted Mar 13, 2006
I dinnae do nuffin'.
( I'm Scottish!)
Maybe I should check my hotmail
Roses are flowers.
Baconlefeets Posted Mar 13, 2006
Shows that I'm no angel. 
No! I want my sacred Attic O'Treats back!
Alright, a few crates of choccy pudding should make up for it.
Roses are flowers.
Mrs Bojangles Posted Mar 13, 2006
*stops rummaging in Attic o treats*
You have a hot male?
Roses are flowers.
Mrs Bojangles Posted Mar 13, 2006
I'm a great snogger me, everyone says so...listen...
*ahem* 
I'm a kitchen and I'm okay - I feel like spatulas all night and I loan out pylons all day.
*also available for weddings, bar mitzvahs and Flantlympics opening ceremony*
Roses are flowers.
Trin Tragula Posted Mar 13, 2006
Can you be a kitchen *and* a postbox? I mean, if someone were to pop their micromeal in you for a quick three-minute warm-up and it were to end up in Peru by Airmail ...
Roses are flowers.
Trin Tragula Posted Mar 13, 2006
I mean, can *I* be those things. Obviously.
Or possibly 'we'.
For we are Bojangles - ommmmmmmmm 
Roses are flowers.
Baconlefeets Posted Mar 13, 2006
*Bows down at the almight power of the 'jangles*
Roses are flowers.
Trin Tragula Posted Mar 13, 2006
Join usssss ... join ussssss ....
(Especially here: F3674291?thread=2324123&post=28523215#p28523141 )
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