h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*scribbles it down on paper*

Thank you, thank you!
Anything else you need? Another bribe? Or was (accidentally) six enough!
Do you, out of interest, know when the RD movie's going to come out? I've been living in suspense for years now!

You can either stay here and wait for a trainer or go to the Meditation Chamber (on Yavin IV on A1116622 )...

Looks like you'll be trained by Puppet... And you Cat-Eyes...

Last I read, the Dwarf movie was SUPPOSED to come out at the end of next year but it seems that's when they're gonna start production. *sigh*

Not meaning to reek of ineptitude, but...what happens? How does this work? How am I trained?

It's all on the main page A1116622 ...

All you need is an imagination and you get through this.

Check out any of the Yavin 4 threads except (from post 1) and you see what do.

Ralph does lightsabers for people who aren't on digibox.

Thank you very much!
One more question: What's a digibox?
Imagination, eh? Well, if my anxiety doesn't kill that off I'll be okay. I guess. *crosses fingers*

Puppet? Eh? What the...? Me discombobulated...

So... I go to that place and get a Knight/trainer person? I'm seriosuly confused now... WAY too early to get up... Blasted physio appointment...

Cat ... Chnei Thmel

Erm a digibox is the digital form of a cable set-top box...

Go to the MEDITATION CHAMBER.

You reach this by clicking on YAVIN IV ( via A1116622 ) then scroll down to Meditation Chamber.

I advise that you read the 'Rules' first though.

Come on.... I've been to the Meditation Chamber, no one's saying anything in there either... And I still can't find the rules...

I want a master!! Come on... *does annoying tappy rhythm thing on the desk with her fingernails*

*stops*

So.. any spare masters lurking about the place? YOu know, you'd have more people able to train people who are joining if you trained more people...

Sorry, I'm a bit irritable right now...

Cat

Swish, found rules, read rules, am knowledgeable about rules, need master.

I've already got a Padawan, sorry.

I'm Scots; I volunteer to be Padatwa!

I want to sign up to be a jedi
My name works out as Jo'tra Gibúr
my researcher number is U251058

*scribbles down name and number ready for updating*

Erm... how do you do that accent thing? ie. the apostrophe over the 'u'?

All padawans are being referred to Master Womarg at her Training Ground.

(reached by going on Yavin IV via A1116622 )

Welcome aboard.

I don't know I didn't do it I asked an ACE although if I thought about it I could

Erm... Then you won't mind if I miss the ' until I find out how to do it?

< to get the ú press the AltGr key or whatever it is and u >

Well I'm on digibox...