h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

as long as the duck is within the guild buildings its not lost.

looks at duck .... what have i told you about not being able to do something ..... go improvise/invent something so that you can do it.

*picks up a swan*
why dosent this deliver the mail?

shrugs

*looks at the swan as it jumps from her arms and desides it dosent like one of the ducks*

throws a guild book at the 2 fighting .... LOOK AT THE MOTTO

*looks scornfully at the two*

*shrugs* oh well, do you have a 12 inch knife sheath instead? *kicks out at the swan which is trying to bite a throwing knife*

tells a duck to go find one

posts a contract on the front page

*laughs at the duck carrying an orange sheath* you dont have it in black do you? *smiles sweetly*

orange....
who orderd orange?

if you want something done right you have to do it yourself.

*a fool who often does anything for a gd lookig women that smiles his way*


returns with a black one, anythign else?

who do we have to Kill ???

details are on the front page ..... its just squrrels that are stealing supplys ... u get a pint for each one u kill .... u have to keep the tail as evidence

Thanks rule one , *slides knife into sheath and straps to her leg* its difficult to carry this thing without one. you tend to get stopped by police, but i just tell them i work for the H2G2 assasins guild and they send me on my way.

*hands out a copy of the guild ID cards*

well no one wants to annoy an assassin if they can help it.... except other assasins.....

Very true rule one. *looks at ID card and sighs at yet another bad passport photo* thanks Dr, this will help. what do i owe you rule one?

Very true rule one. *looks at ID card and sighs at yet another bad passport photo* thanks Dr, this will help. what do i owe you rule one?

nothing .... guild discounts