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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Aug 11, 2003
...*enters looking all around...* Hey? Seen opti? I'm kinda' sore from a fall-me-down I had on the stairs whilst roller blading. And after that *ahem* joke, I'd like to get the rest of the pain over ASAP. 
I'll be in The Common Room...in & out actually, I have a lil' j*b...
There's a 'spy' amidst us & I've been hired to flush him out, as it were. Ask her not to start without me!
BTW...a duck walks into a drug store & askes for lip balm. The clerk askes if it will be cash or charge? The duck says, "Just put it on my bill." 
...*takes a couple steps back...exits with a wave of her hand...*
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Wiro Posted Aug 11, 2003
if you come accross any others ... you can put them in there
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the return of nicole Posted Aug 11, 2003
ok way did the cicin cross the rod...................................
besauce it wontid to.
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Aug 11, 2003
...*saws a hole in the roof...lowers herself into the store thru the ceiling...cuts bars releaseing nicole and all the bad jokes...goes
back up and over the roof...back to her chair in the Commom Room...*
...*nicks away at a table leg with a carving knief...the leg takes on the shape of a dragon...spuing fire...* 
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Wiro Posted Aug 12, 2003
do you knoqw how long it will take to replace that reinfoced steel concrete titatnium roof. btw can i have a borrow of that saw you used
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Opticalillusion- media mynx life would be boring without hiccups Posted Aug 14, 2003
I think the chicken has walked off centre right 
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Wiro Posted Aug 14, 2003
what chicken there are no chickens ... i do have ducks though
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Opticalillusion- media mynx life would be boring without hiccups Posted Aug 14, 2003
Pandora = chicken as she's gone offline so I win the fight Nah I'm ready to face her...when I get money and she is ready to proove she doesn't have feathers
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Wiro Posted Aug 14, 2003
i think you are having an optical illusion that she wears feathers
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Opticalillusion- media mynx life would be boring without hiccups Posted Aug 14, 2003
lol
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Silunaka Posted Aug 17, 2003
*wanders in from the hallway dressed in black and carrying a duck.* hi im sil, just moved in. have you lost one of these? *points to duck* he was trying to post assignments in the pidgeon holes, but his necks just not long enough, you know? *duck looks sheepish* he did show me where to sharpen my blades though. *Puts the duck down and leans against a counter showing a flash of steel on her thigh* do you sell choclate??
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Aug 17, 2003
this is a store room not a shop.... 
is through the door marked "DO NOT ENTER UNLESS LOOKING FOR SWEETS"
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