h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

an L-Pill wouldn't go astray... just in case you see...

not that I believe I will ever get caught, but it is better to be safe and dead than tortured

afraid ull break eh .... just take a look in the emergency poisons room 2nd on the right

not afraid that I'll break... only fear I have is being imprisoned...

Will do *goes to the 2nd door on the right, carefully slipping on his leather gloves and steel shoes* Never can be too careful, right? *opens the door and jumps sideways*

What... no booby trap? I am disappointed in you WIRO...

*Returns with a small pouch*

must sew this into my sleaves for hiding.

What do I owe ye?

do have a question, if your fear is imprisonment and not the torture .... surely u wouldn't want to miss out on the opourtunity to prove that u could escape from any prison.

you don't owe anything for that ... not just now anyway.

good point... perhaps I am worried that there is a prison somewhere that can hold me. It may be an unfounded fear, but it still exists

quite true ... ur just gonna save it for that time when they have you in a prison u can't figure how to escape after say 30 years and there torturing will break you within the next week. is that when you would decide to use it?

but then I have that little stubborn streak in me which says that "I will bloody well get out of here!!" so, I probably STILL won't use it... maybe I'll feed it to the guards

sounds gd. that stuff is very potent

or I can take it off you and threaten Pandora with it

im sorry, will have none of that between guild members, Dr Anthea wouldn't aprove ... its agaisnt house rules

I'm sorry I feel like I've bounded in here expecting fights, guns and swords blazing etc and this is not the place. I feel like a right fool now sorry everyone. Where are these rules? I've only seen the bit where you sign up and the other rooms and it confused me a bit.

well basically guild overs protection, and tehre something about not killing guild mebers without reason ...

this is more a palce to find out about a job and relax, though we do fight a bit , we are not to serious, and poison is serious and as if u actully ntend to cause serious harm

unlike the kinfe wounds we have had that can be healed

Maybe I should take the easy way out and take the poison now?

yeah, but that would be no fun

...*drops down from beam...*
Are you certain those a 'ducks' back there and not 'chickens'?

I just dropped by to order a medic. I'd like to have one on stand-by for when I fight opti. I've never killed a sister before, I wouldn't like to start now.
So. When she's ready for that fight. Please have life support on ready.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a b.a.t. Church Service.
...*kisses her palm...blows it in all directions...steps back and out the door...*

pan drips over a M duck

ill have the medic tehre as soon as he is avalilbe

what do you pay the duck, WIRO, for his services?

hehe, reminded of a joke:

A duck walks into a hardware store and asks the shopkeeper "Do you have any duck feed"
The storekeeper replies "No, we don't stock duckfeed. This is a hardware store."
The next day the same duck walks into the hardware store and asks the storekeepr, "Got any duckfeed."
"No, I told you yesterday, we don't have duckfeed."
Anyway the following day once again the duck walks in and asks the guy, "Got any duckfeed?"
"Look, now, I've told you twice now we don't have duckfeed. We never will have duckfeed. If you come in here tomorrow and ask for duckfeed I'll nail your bill to the bench. Do you understand?"
"Ok ok," says the duck, "I understand."
The next day the duck walks in yet again. "Got any nails?"
"No."
"Got any duckfeed?"

it lost a lot there, I know... I must really apologise as I was working entirely from memory... and from a long time ago...

to be honest i don't know what the Ducks get paid, all i now is that what ever it is it makes thm happy to do all the work