h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

well charging those doing the task seemed somehow... wrong...

*opens door and immediatly trips over duck*

THUD! Ow!

*looks up from the floor*

Hi, I'm here to pick up my uniform and id card

OI what did the duck do to you to warrant that unprovoked attack ... checks duck over

what are your sizes ..... agh yes, have those in stock ...

*disapears into nearest door, returns with uniform*
i hope you like black,
you can get it in any colour you like as long as it is black

can i have a photo please so i can process your card.

*takes a photo of SP*
*flash*
here you go...

gd photo, goes into a room on opposite side of the hall ... returns with a card that has a decent photo on it, here you go


any weapons you wish to pick up before you leave?

*grimaces at id picture*
Lessee...I'm all set for weapons at the moment but I could do with some squirrel poison, do you have any?

*hands over a bottle of poison*
now its strong stuff...
only a few drops are needed

...*kicks open door...*

Who's the scurvey rat what stole my passport? And, more importantly, is this the right place to get another?

...*tosses down a gold coin from The Atacha...has no idea how she came to have such a relic...*

I'll just be over here in front of the photo thingie poising for my I.D. picture.

after 20 hours of pan posing, the picture is taken (at least it happens faster tahn my school takes the ing pictures they use on the cards to regulate our computer access)

*wanders in from sign-up thread*

can I have an ID please?



Joe C

*Bright blinding flash, and the picture is taken. *

WHICH ONE OF YOU DUCKS CHANGED THE BULB

sorry about that

*cards comes out the the machine*

here you go, one idea card. anythign else that you would like while you are here?

*flash*
a pic of joe C falls to the floor*

realises that he used teh wrong machine, takes picture off the floor and makes an id card and hands it over, sorry abotu that, i do get the id and idea card machines mixed up

thanks

Just out of interest... what's an idea card?

that is an interesting question, you shall have to wait till you are elligible for a "answer card for awkward queations" relating specifacally to that question

I'm becoming addicted to the Info page... i could spend all day there, clicking refresh and lurking in more conversations...

well i am glad you like the place so much...

Collects supplys, turns off light that gets rid of the shadows at teh door, leaves sticking to the shadows.