h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh Lord!


Goo is like poo... You will have to mix a potion of Alabaaaaast*ard with a bit of classic and wash it all off

Do I use brunel as a scrubbing device?

Yes.. with a drop of barlesque

If that doesn't clear it, try a spot Pliny. It's a bit strong, but will get the work done

Sounds like a nasty skin condition to me.

Pliny works at something? Blimey!

It cleans the stains, that other skins can't touch

It cleans the stains other skins don't want to touch.

It touchs the stains other skins don't want to clean

It stains the skin it touches while cleaning...

hey! that's just like me... when getting frisky with the bleach in the bathroom or kitchen...

So now it's called "getting frisky with the bleach in the bathroom"

Glad something works around here.

Bel hasn't posted for a week now. What can we do?

Hope she is still on. I have no knowledge of what it is all about, but always found her toe be an excellant lady, a good mother and a loving wife. She was a friend.

LW!!! Great to have your back!

Bel definitely won't be around this weekend, there is something very personal happening with the family

I will tell her you are back


lil xx

Hi LW - long time no see - I hope you are well

Yes, Bel's fine, but she's resigned from h2g2. I'm sure the community people will be in contact with her to sort it out. Like you, I hope she returns.

We'll have to have a London mini-meet some time

Yup, been busy, no time for h2g2, really. But sneaked in for a quick chat.
Thanks to all and to Lil.

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Oh, and LW - great to see you here. Just that I'm not really here any more until things are sorted, but I won't keep my breath.

London mini meet sounds fine, we should think about that.