h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It's not worth it, believe me.

I suppose it depends on whether the subject takes it seriously.

Given that it's Mu calling out 2legs makes it a difficult call, as I rarely take either of them seriously.



Geggs

Yes, but 2legs is either an idiot, or not

Is it abusive if correct?

2legs please provide some proof that you are an idiot for this argument

(or should that be more proof )

In return I shall provide some

I am delighted that, after the last ten years or so, someone has finally asked 2legs to prove that he's an idiot.

B

Mu doesn't take himself seriously though....
Hmmm... proof of idiocy... tricky... I'll need some string, paper-clips, superglue, a power socket, a bucket of water and a half dozen eggs

2legs, being a mutant variant of Schroedinger's cat, is simultaneously an idiot and not an idiot at the same time.

The difference being that 2legs would probably enjoy being stuck in a box more than the cat.

some of my happiest memmories are of being stuck in a box... Mind, I don't think the cat was very happy about it though...

So you have to observe 2legs to see whether he is an idiot or not,

This is an interesting theory, one that should have further research undertaken

Firstly, we will need a cage to place 2legs in...actually regardless of the research that might be wise

Mmmmm Cages.... Will there be MMA to take place?

You just want to wear the trunks, don't you?

B

I wouldn't blame Bel for showing up and abusing us for hijacking her thread, well better carry on while we're still safe


2legs would also want to decorate the cage, which i don't think Schroedinger took into consideration

and fit a small oven, so I can bake some bread...

You know, I'm sure we could get an arts council grant and a Turner Prize for that.

Maybe an ignobel while we're here

... you guys .... ... love it

Help me here, folks, a minute, if I can temporarily divert from this wondrous conversation. .

What about my friend Bel then? Who do I do? Maybe she has left hootoo? I feel sad that her name has become a number, or maybe this is part of hootoo reinvention, and researchers appear elsewhere with another name. hmm I'm not always that up to the minute with the mysterious workings of hootoo computerland. heheh

Anyway, point is, if Bel has left hootoo in this incarnation as Bel, I want to celebrate her. She's been so great to me over the years, here on this site, all kind and friendly and like a guide, even though I speak in marginal poetic tongues, and always lose my map. .

Also, I just went over to her PS, and see all those badges? Wow. I want to celebrate these roles. I could never do any of these! I don't even know what half of them are! Thanks Bel. Official field researcher, scout, ace, sub-editor, aviator, underguide volunteer, photographer, post reporter .... plus 25 approved entries!.... wowzum.

Plus the badge I would create, just because she's a lovely lady. ...

Ah well, that's my unofficial celebration of Bel.

OK guys ..... back to your peculiar and wondrous conversation ...

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I must just set the record straight here CC, the moderators have *not* altered Bel's name. I just want to make sure that the moderators are not held to blame here.

Thanks!

Shut the stable door, there's a good girl.

B

Hullo Lanzababy

We haven't met, although I recognise your name. (shakes hands)

Sorry, I'm a bit old fashioned, an eccentric middle aged English lady , I tend to shake hands in postings.

Thanks for your clarification. Appreciate it.


It's like when friends are divorcing or something, I try to understand all the stories, and usually end up in the bar, in floods of tears. drinking strong cider, and eating peanuts and crisps by the packet.

I'm a bit sensitive, that's all. I was glad I wrote my celebration of Bel, it was a good expression, from my heart, and I feel better for it.

I sense this conflict is still continuing, and I guess these things last as long as they do. I guess it's a process, a journey.

I'm no stranger to conflict, (especially in my youth, and have the scars to prove it heheh.). Perhaps its the way we grow. Well, it is for me, even though I am a bit of bendy plant. heheh

Think I might head to the bar now.




Thanks all.

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