h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

casanova? oh dear me. that's taken it far, my dear friends!

not even a tiny fraction of how much i would have loved to be

i only said i loved women. who doesn't?

Ahhh, but you know pheloxi. I'm sure it's just the Dutch word for - errr- he'll tell us.

yes - and then we'll all understand it instantly

I love women, but I can't wimonly paddle

i'm so confused by that

not to worry, lml, i'm sure pheloxi will sort that out as well

you gotta know him well to understand him, though

It's typical Prof humour, you'll get used to it once you know him better.

it seems I have been pheloxionfusing*. what needs to be explained or translated?


* pheloxi confusing others and himself. it is hobby I can not help it .
source: pheloxionary A2700325

IML

swimming sounds a little like women(if your short tongued)
wim - swim

That was beyond me this early in the morning

WEll, now you know.

she was beyond me too - and i'm not a good swimmer - so i never caught up with her

i am a pretty decent swimmer. I could catch up with captain pierce, and now i think i've caught up with the professor. That Mary Ann, tho, she's too quick for me.

I'm an indecent swimmer

good one, al. i should have thought of that myself

what is Wim doing with short women?


Wim is Dutch boys name...

well, that's what i was thinking, Pheloxi. I have a cousin and an uncle named Wim. (being of dutch descent.. or indescent... myself.)

It's because some people pronounce women (and write it, too) like wimmin. wimmin/wim/swim/paddle - completely logical if you know the prof well enough.

and i've always thought that men with long tongues are better at wimmin than those with short tongues.

sees lostmonalisa measuring men's tongues for universality study in men's tongues and pronouncing words...