h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

There you go, tartaronne, Pierce has set out to conquer the world.

You mean the female part of the world, surely

I thought he'd take *anything*?

well, what can i say, tartaronne? you've met me and you know me and i've met both belana and malabarista and...

well, can you blame me?

i just have this thing with women. i can't help myself

Do you think he'd make do with just 50% of the world?

As a sailor I expect he's mare-eye-eed to a mer-meye-eed at the bottom of the deep blue sea

but of course i can make do with 50 percent

if its the female population of this planet

Pierce, you've just broken the hearts of 46 of the remaining 50%.

be that as it may. i can't help it

"I am Pierce the CasanovaPirate", now that is pick up the ladies will go for...

At least someone is a Casanova!

I think I'm more a Cast-over, although I am not complaining....

At least I can make a cheese sandwich when I fancy one.

B'Elana, I hope you have recovered and the bicycle is back in one piece soon...

MMF

Well done Bel for the grocery-carrying-money-saving-carbon-saving-calorie-burning-sweat-inducing-walk. And for the entry.

Thanks all.

MMF, I wasn't exhausted, I didn't have to run, or walk fast. I was just - err- glowing.

Sounds like an interesting time

glow? like 's light!?

...or like a http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/F19585?thread=439996 A38715915

A38715915

are you comparing lady bel to an electric cucumber in brine?

that's gotta be a first

Wow, there'a a though