h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Demon,

what call? uh? stewed ? you should think yourself lucky, i heard someone had an on there ! YUCK!

the call to the h2g2 public heath you dumb blonde bitch some one had an in there i wouldnt of minded its prob the only edable thing you can eat in ye ol tea shoppe

hi sent ua msg y/day system sed that i had put in personal info in it bout given u my addy and fone number dont see y cus u already no it so just riting this to let u no not 4got ya chat soon tc wing

Webbedfoot,

i know you got an email off h2g2 yikesing your post cos it was me that yikes'd it

hiya vamp hows things with you will you crase the travellers rest later

hiya vamp
i just couldnt resist, i no how much u all the slushy hahaha

totty i always knew you was a lesbian n your names alice

ill have u no demon im NO lesbian
cimmer n give us a to prove it

dont prove all alice

im not a lesbian!!!!

no need to demon was only jokingalice

maybe ill let my hair grow then ill not look lesbianish

nah your hair looks just fine the way it is it will only look more of a mess should you grow it

cheeky my hairs not a mess hmmm whos the one who needs a hair cut?????
right demon im getting off here, my eyes r hurting from staring at the screen!! give us a ring

my hair aint that long granted it's longer than yours but thats cos your a in lesbian will call you in 5 gonna n make a cuppa you know how i love my

okey dokey...talk in a bit then

Haggis,

thanks for all your sloppy sh*t appreciated not as you know and as a thankyou ill leave you with this ----->

Demon,

oh thanks, i do think your s-p-e-c-i-a-l but you dont need to dribble and drool over me lol

vamp dont say it like that you make it sound like in a retarded sort of way im speacial i know im speacial to you so come here n gis a snog there you go in away from me again

Demon,

thats just the way your interpreting it
still dont want a snog with you though lol