h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Demon,

yeah its an alright place to have a drink in but leave the alone, i kinda promised them to my new pal here and anyway id rather consume human thanks, i wouldnt eat a defenceless animal

ok understood so how much will you mate pay for fresh
i have plenty of human blood in stock for you so get your skates on befor it clots

Demon,

hes a he cant pay but thats not the point, if environmental services found out you had on your premises they'd shut you down, offer Warlocks as much as he can eat, tell him its a buffet in his honour..you gain a pub cat and keep E.S off your back..kill 2 with 1 stone lol

please odnt mention clots to me yuck! im not drinking it unless its a fresh donor
on my way

can you nab that n stear him towards the celler for me? free for you if you do need a pub cat with them pesky im sure they are making there way from the coffee shoppe

No u cant spirit me away, but I may come and visit.

Or I could send my sister, Ghost, to come and help u out: any free and she'll come running.

Anyway, will be gone for a long time soon, as training for SW peninsular path next spring.
Purr.
ouch my paws!!!!

Demon,

i dont think i can nab a Warlocks just not the done thing, theyre not like dogs that do whatever you tell them, always come willing or not at all

why dont you entice him like i suggested with the buffet idea, all the you can eat and Free or something like that?

could well be from the tea shoppe, i hear they have a pest/bug problem

Warlocks

lol dont panic, i said to invite you over cos they got in the cellar but its voluntary you could sit by a warm fire and come and go as you please

why dont you mention a 'position' of pub to your sister? free accomadation if she wants it and all the 'food' she can catch cough i mean eat lol

training? SW peninsular path? whats all that then? you know you can access this site from anywhere dont you?

i would of replied sooner but i had to get offline, though i never actually signed out

My people person persona has decided to toss it all up in the air, let his son stay with his mother for a few weeks, and grab the chance to walk from Minehead in somerset to poole harbour... the long way-round the coast (going through cornwall, not the long long way round, ie up west coast and down east coast!!!!)

About 650miles!(mol)

Fancy adopting me and ghost, cos hes far to nice to leave us alone!

Purr


ps still trying to wash bodyparts out of my fur from battle - think I purred so much everone fell into a trance and havnt been seen since!(pol)

Oh yes, as I use it:
pol - purrs out loud
mol - miaows out loud

let me know if there are other more dubious meanings; dont want to upset anyone!

Hiya Warlocks ,

i was just going to ask you about 'pol' and 'mol' thanks for that lol

i know the South coast ive spent enough time there, i know Poole very well actually, i was shopping there about a month ago can i ask why? i mean is it for charity?

i dont know that i could adopt you albeit temporary, not sure you'd like my house but the would you, to chase you, wrestle you and maybe even jump on your back occasionaly! well your legs are too small to erm h*mp pmsl

why dont you stay at The Travellers Rest? the Landlord could find room for both of you lol

your trying to wash out body parts from your fur? what kind of a pub did you go to tonight? bit ruff wasnt it! lol

A1303345 The Travelle's Rest

Demon,

(whispers) you may be in luck offering those little bribes, the and its Sister will be looking for temporary accomadtion shortly so keep him sweet and he might be with you sooner than you think

Just typed long reply, then tail hit wrong key. Back in a mo or two!

Try again!!
Many thanks for all the , Demon, all donations greatly appreciated, but dont forget us s cant live on alone: We need and as well.
U sure seem to have a problem with vermin!

SW path: My people person persona has decided to throw it all up in the air, let his son stop with his mum, and off for about six weeks just for the hell of it. No charity decisions yet, thats not my prime objective, but if someone benefits why not! Prob be animal welfare or cancer as The Old Man recently had second surgery for bowel cancer. Hes fine now, for a few more years.

Know the SW quite well; hiked over Mendips, Quantocks, Bodmin, Dartmoor etc, but guess Ive spent more time under, rather than on, the Mendips.

Am I the worlds first potholing moggy? lol
mol,pol,

Ah but Demon has to bribe me with too!
(thats the closest I can get to curling up on ur knee and going to sleep-after pulling threads in ur clothing!!)
pol pol pol

Offline for a week or so, catch up with u soon.
pol

Hiya Warlocks

sorry i disappeared last night, long story

so its not just a tasty you like eh but and aswell LOL well tuck in then, the door was open in Demons office and i happened to spy a tank full of the things shhhh also whilst on my way home from well lets just say shortly before sunset i found the birds singing and me not being a morning person i quietened them down, so you mays well have them too no sence in wasting them lol erm by the way The Travellers Rest doesnt have a vermin problem, the olde tea shoppes next door and the damn things keep wandering in

well if you do decide to do it for charity (and why not) i cant think of 2 finer charities than them

your going a bit far South for me but i know some parts pretty well potholing? i wouldnt mind giving that a try

well anyways whatever ever you get up to this week, have fun and take care

will have to wait till he comes back now wonder if i should call public heath regarding the problem the coffee shoppe is cousing

Demon,

yeah well you know what Warlocks are like, dont go steaming in address the matter, tread carefully and appear as though you'd be honoured to have him, if he thinks its a job you'll put his nose out of joint again! oh by the way, sorry about the LOL
might i suggest you complain to h2g2's evironmental health regarding the in the tea shoppe? geesh i hope theyve stopped serving food until the matters cleared up? i blame the staff, they are rude, lazy and unwilling to serve customers, and they spend all day in there chatting! better make it an anonymous call though, dont want a price war on your hands or anything LOL

i'll have to see how i can entice the into the celler
dont worry about the smell of <fish it adds to your charms will you make the call for me im no good on the phone you knwo that i know what you mean bout the tea shoppe staff i waited hours just for a cup of was cold n stewed up by the time i got it anyway best lay a few traps untill i get myself a cat