h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Evening Griftergal,

for the a fine glass of 'O' neg if i do say so myself

to get to The Travellers Rest just click on the blue link on Demons post to you, very easy and Demon and Totty will give you a warm welcome AND FREE virtual booze! ..let you into a little secret, Demons very generous..hes the 1st person to buy a virtual round!

psst! i hear they get strippers in the weekend so ill be along shortly lmao

catch you later,
take care

OI vamp why would i want stripers in the travellers rest i just had that wall paper put up last night you coming to the travellers rest then? let me know what you think

im already there ya daft git, you know what i think lol
but i know where theres a couple of cowboys should you be wanting to make a few £ and draw more customers in nudge nudge lol

not sure i catch your drift here vamp
you will have to tell me on the phone

Demon,

yeah well make it soon as we got lots to talk about! as for the cowboys hmmm i know where i can get my hands on 1 for sure (or should that be i know where id like to get my hands on 1) pmsl and he has a friend hee hee

well like i said make me an appontment n i'll try not to miss it next time im not sure i like the sound of the WE HAVE A LOT TO TALK ABOUT THING am i in trouble? i find around the neck a good place to have your hands on a cowboy unless you meant some where a lil more private

Demon,

no your not in trouble unless you have something you wish to share with me? lol just a little business to discuss no appointment necessary just give us a ring tomorrow whenever your free during the day

around the neck for a cowboy? oh no Demon i like to start around the arms and then........(sighs) well never you mind lmao

Message Me I Dare Ya
Ha us cats can see you coming a mile off. You dont even like mice! Or do you?
Can do anything u can, (apart from use computers - the key pads are too small for our paws normally.)

now you know if you dare me im gonna have to reply lol
i dont mind them, i like most animals
if you wanna chat thats fine but im not gonna hang around too long, i said i was going ages ago
who are you anyway? do you have a name? Warlocks Cat suggests you wished to be referred to as 'belonging to' the Warlock

Got to go soon too, as plenty of fresh warm mice etc out at this time of night, and I need my tea. Dont know why my person ever left London- there were plenty of rats there for me. But then I guess u have bigger fish to catch... in a manner of speaking. Bin Whitby recently?
Miaow, and my owner said to say hi too!

Woof! Woof!

Woof Woof????
Thats all u old dogs are good for. lol
MIAOW!!!!!

ive never been to Whitby, do i know you or your 'owner'?

lol have i missed another joke High Plains Drifter? why are you barking in this thread, and who are you grovelling to? me or the ?

Warlocks

speak for yourself im neither old or a dog, do you 2 know each other?

Doubt that you did but u do now!
Us felines arnt that good at computers, but will try.
U should try Stoke cemy, used to be my old hunting ground.Lots of mice.
My owners name is Rob by the way, sounds daft to me, as I have a sister Ghost, and used to live with Cobweb and Dusty, but I guess he cant help it.

Purr

Dont worry, some of my best friends are canine. I know you cant help not being able to retract your claws like us.

Warlocks

youve lost me now, are you stoned?
you already said you wernt much good on pc's, dont worry about it, its not like your expected to be is it you being a and all
im afraid i dont frequent graveyards for the mice but if ever im passing i may just check it out
nope i definately do not know of a Rob, but im sure if you ever let him on the pc ill catch up with him sometime lol

i am not canine but nevertheless why would i want to retract my claws?

Dont tend to let him neer coputrs, as he cant spell. Got any good ideas for us carnivores when the prey isnt there?
And what do u mean, shut the door behind me? I use catflap like all other normal animals.

Whitby is wonderful, with a good mix of Goth, Folk, and Seafaring fessies, something for all.
If u in uk try to get there. They also do wonderful kippers which I miss.
And no Im not stoned, just remember that our little feline brains dont work that fast. C my journal for typical day.

Miaow Purr Purr