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Hi Liquid Warrior,

lol never thought id ever come across anyone who sang worse than me last time i sung LIVE (and did a WHOLE show), i was in my teens, completely rat faced i jumped up onto the stage and grabbed the mike, fortunately my memories been kind i dont remember too much, though ive been told nobody dared attempt to get the mike back, knows what i sung but apparently though not much was decipherable i did quite a range!oh if i could remember im sure id feel shamebut i dont so who gives a lol though now i rarely drink that MUCH but in my defence, that town had won the hurley and they'd filled their trophy cup with anything and everything and as the saying goes 'when in Rome' well needless to say i wanted to celebrate the victorious team!i think everybody else must of got rat faced too, must of done because i wasnt barred - theres a 1st

hey we should duet, we could feature on Pop Idols Worst!

The last thing I should do is infect the public hearing with my voice. The last time I sang in public the audience were with me all the way, but I managed to shake them off just past the high street.

Hello Liquid Warrior,

excuse my ignorance but i havent been on h2 for awhile..hope all is well with you and yours did you and the other half have fun at the freemasons? did you manage to pack all her gear? lol

now we know where we stand, if you dont annoy me i wont sing to you and i wont ask you to sing to me either

I have been waiting to rerasd this. The moderators had kept it covered so long. At last.
Hi
Well the evening was perfect. She wore this black and bead dress and I never felt more proud as the moment when we entered the ballroom and the MC called out our names. Everyone looked, it was fantastic.

So, you're being moderated, huh?
Never mind.
Are you at this meet they are having in London?

hello Liquid Warrior,

yes sorry about that, the 's like to feel as though theyre punishing me by making people i want to talk to wait, (makes them feel in some small way like they have some sort of power ffs lol), cos they know i couldnt give a monkeys about what i said and i dont take it back, but i must admit im bugged that they make you wait for the msg, but that doesnt mean theyve won im only popping in here occassionally now cos ive better places to go, where the hosts have a sence of humour lol

LW just marry the girl ffs its clear your soft on her lol sounds like it was the perfect evening

i didnt know there was a meet in London, i expect they deliberately lost my invite lol nah im not in london anymore am i, theres only a couple of people id 'consider' meeting from this site in the distant future anyway, more people id like to smack (with a brick perhaps) lol (few members of the h2 police maybe)

lol take care

Soft?
Nah. I'm a man. I'm rough, tough and.....

I've just sent her a bunch of roses.......

Hey (Mr. Rough and Tough and who are you trying to kid).......Liquid Warrior lol

was she wearing impulse? lol
ok so i take it you'll be informing me of the upcoming happy event soon then lol

Sorry, both your postings are beings mod, so cannot read them. Will be in tomorrow and hope the ban has been lifted then and try to read them.

R u ignoring the fact that Im back for a bit Vampy? We started this thread remember!!

Love
&

Nah, I don't think we'll ever get hitched. I couldn't afford her any way

Warlock

ignoring what W.C?? lol nah im just not about on here much myself no more, dont take it personally ive been a bit ignorant with everyone :/ **slaps my wrist and makes a mental note to stop being so ignorant** hope your Dads getting better and too
take care

yeah your probably right Liquid Warrior, i mean who could keep her in the style shes become accustomed too, (am referring to her truck loads of outfits lol), but never say never, she may 1 day decide to make an honest man out of you..make sure your insurance is up to date 1st though lmao

Think it's a bit late to make me honest. She is a window and has two boys and a daughter. Her daughter and I are on very good terms and I am with her daghter's husband. The eldest boy just accepts me, but the youngest is a bit prudish. He doesn't seem to want to accept "mummy" can have a life and should vanish into a rose covered cottage with chintz covers on the furniture. She is only 57 after all. I am 54 so we get on well together.

That of course shjould have been widow.

Hiya Liquid Warrior,

yeah im sure your probably right, bit late now eh interesting you should date a window though, not something ive ever tried myself, personally you'd think they'd be a right pane and rather transparent so id give that a miss myself
oh dear her boy doesnt think she should have a life i know that feeling well lol say no more though you a toyoboy then LW?

She's 57 and I'm 54. Does that make me a toyboy?
I put an ad in the local newsagent as a window cleaner. due to a typo it came out as widow. I was going to remove it, but as I'd had 15 hits in the first 20 minutes I left it

Vampy Shame you couldnt have Liquid Warrior as your toyboy

I cliumb up ladders and rub at it with my shammy, I thionk it eases the pane somewhat.

I have been to Paris, and looked at the Effiel Tower. It is interesting as an erection, not like the leaning erection in Pizza. It has quite a bent. I have compared the foreign erections with the British and looked at the Blackpool tower. I think the British erectiosn are far much better than the foreign ones. But it does make you wonder how they can keep them up for so long. I wonder if the long thick ones are better than the short stubby ones.

Hi there,

Just thought i'd say hello, hope you had a g8t xmas and hope you have a brilliant New Years eve.

Love chris,Jo + kids.
xxxxxx

oi oi vampy its been too long we lost contact years ago but me is bk