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Hello Liquid Warrior,

your welcome in my threads, you dont have to explain your presence that and the fact your offering to buy a drink helps

dont drink pints though! when willing donors are present i have a little failing that i could have my arm bent into accepting a vodka or several

eat my shorts! very good!

Sorry should have explained. Post 560 was the latin translation from my page and the next one was my tag. Have a couple of these
on me.

ooopppss!!!

Liquid Warrior,

you like your latin dont you, im lost after 'in nominee padre et spiritus sanctus' etc and only remember that vaguely for the obvious reason
did you study it or do you just like it and get it off the net?
cheers my round? ......

A friend sent them to me from a thread entitled handy latin phrases.
I think they're not all that accurate, but fun none the less.

Liquid Warrior,

yeah i think so but mind, you know what some aceholes cough i mean aces are like, if they catch on, we're not supposed to have fun on here

Tell me about it, I've met a couple.

Liquid Warrior,

might i advise you should you run into any more - stab them in the eye (oops was thinking allowed then! ), throw a few big words at them, a good few of the rogue aces are thick as confuses them

Thanks for the advice, I'm scribbling it down.

Liquid Warrior,

hey no need to thank me..an off the cuff bit of advice is free, however, i do charge for consultations, well i have to make a living dont i

Come lie on my couch. Tell me all about your problems. I am qualified for this.

Liquid Warrior,

isnt that something like what the consultant said to the blonde in an email awhile back?

i have no problems i cant sort out myself other than 1's i need a gun for and sadly though im sure id have a good case they'd be illegal

you tell me yours, all in the strictest confidence of course other than the odd lurker here and there

Lurk
Lurk

nighty nighty
catch you later

nevermind eh lol your couch didnt look all that comfortable anyway

When did you start having these dreams of walking naked into the tube station?
Oh they weren't dreams...
You could have given me a call. I would have dashed over to......
Help you.

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The Liquid Warrior,

hey i thought you wasnt going to say anything, 'just between me and you', you said lol so, now you know 1 of my secrets, when i do sleep, i sleepwalk!
the incident down the tube station wasnt too bad actually cos when i woke up the tube had just left the station so hardly anyone about, i managed to cover my modesty by getting all the penguins out of the chocolate machine - handy tip on a penguin wrapper..if you eat enough of them you can make an attractive coat! (had to eat a lot of chocolate though) lol course with all the bright colours i had to dance all the way home shouting, 'its ok folks im a street entertainer' lmfao
phew! i was lucky not to get arrested but it wasnt as bad as the incident at home, many years ago, i jumped into my own bed whilst sleepwalking..innocent enough in itself but unfortunately i had given my bed up that night to a guest that was stopping over for the night t.f he didnt wake up! fortunately i was dragged out very quickly by someone else, im sure he never found out about that if he had he'd of never let me forget it! lol
if it happens again, i wont call you cos i wont know, ill be sleepwalking wont i lol

LMFAO.........