h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oops sorry....i forgot....mail on its way just now

Morning, hows you?

yeah i'm good....well ..you know....apart from the boss being an asshole, the bank manager being on my case, the kids screaming for more, the wife taking more, the car playing up, and supporting westham...apart from that things are fine.... getting a bit fed up with having to trim my ear and nose hairs twice a day!....and the wart on my face is definitely getting bigger...the hair growing out of that must be 6 in long !!!....could be a record.
And my flippin hairpiece seems to be askew again....and i have to go to the dentist....gotta do something about these black teeth too..

But yeah...things are looking good!!

Jesus, what planet are you on today 's

Planet Laffalot....which is in fact earth in another dimension...i kinda switch from one to other....makes it harder for all the creditors too...lol

mmmmmmm, i noticed 's does it really help with the creditors? May have to try that one

Its the sun...me brains a bit cooked...lol

lol. ..i get these spells you know!!

Creditors...i tried everything and i had to give it up...couldn't beat them...so i gave em up completely...lol...

if i ain't got the cash i don't get ....simple as that

's ill just go and make the call to the 'men in the white coats'

No Man!!!....if they find out where i am they'll be here in a flash...lol

Exactly

Thanks mate!!....just cos you lost an argument!!!....lmao

Hey ..Have you got sky news?....you should watch what is happening in New York

I didnt lose the argument

Ill go and have a look at the news then! Anything majour?

What on earth is going on over there, got the news on now!

I'd say...the whole of New York has been shut down by a power failure that is spreading out across the country and up into Canada already.

Sounds like fun!

Thought i heard someone say it could be down to terrorists?

Ok, they just said it wasnt!

On sky they are saying not...however they are going to stop all flights as they are unable to check baggage or passengers properly....can't believe the a,ount of people on the streets....those stuck in trains...in the subways or in lifts in buildings must be kakking themselves

Um just a little!

That has got to be near on impossible to do! The amount of back-up systems!

Um just a little!

That has got to be near on impossible to do! The amount of back-up systems!

apparently not...it is called a cascading shutdown...it started in some niagra-mohawk sub station that caused an automatic shut down on the east side of new york and they could be affected as far south as florida...west to oklahoma and north to saskatchewan.

I'm sure there was a hollywood film about this once