h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Maybe i'll go there then..the night i have been invited a dj called Hedi Kandi is playing...supposed to be good.....maybe i'll check the place out on my own one night beforehand.

Am enjoying Kiss in the car....normally listen to Capital...seem quite similar...as it goes i think i used to listen to Kiss when it was a pirate station.

So how was the night out last night?...i ended up spending most of the night in here...had a good laugh though...there are some lovely people on this site....one or two dodgys as well though....lol

Have you got Luke back yet...i guess...you must be happy

Morning, Thursday night, yeah, it was good, didnt turn out to be a mad one though, as my friend wasnt feeling that well towards the end of the night, but still good

Got Luke back, glad he is back having some probs with him at the mo though, always do when he spends a long time with them, can come back with a bit of attitude, so will be fun trying to get the attitude to go! All fun and games....

Kiss and Capital are similar, but Kiss do have a few nights that are quite a lot heavier though!

Morning,

Oh well if they were all mad ones they would soon get boring ....i know....lol

Funny that...i guess it is the same with all kids...i see exactlty the same thing with Oliver, to varying degrees depending on who he has been staying with. It is a real education for me in many ways...apart from learning how to deal with it i sometimes find i can relate things to when i was a kid...somehow it helps me to see things a bit clearer...sometimes.

I reckon you have the right attitude to dealing with it...gotta find the fun in it...it is not easy though is it.

Glorious morning here...i guess it must be by you too...had a lovely hard walk on the heath to start my day...workout...well..more of a stretch out mind thing really...shower...now gonna spend the day floating around the garden ..in here a bit..just generally chill...my best days...lol...nothing to do and all day to do it in!!

And you?...what you up to?

Im just popping over to the pub, one of the girls want to tell me something, so ill be gone after this! Then my sister is coming round, we are going to finish decorate the spare room! Then i have got to work tonight, start at 6, should be a laff though, we are staying at the pub tonight, so god knows what time i am going to get to bed tonight! Have a good one

Ok...sounds intriguing and mysterious almost...but i guess it is just a female thing....lol... hows my mind ?wondering what a girl colleague of yours is going to tell you...lmao
Oh well..i hope it is good news.

Shame you have to be in decorating on a day like this...is there a beer garden at the pub?....i must remember to find out the name of the one i went to in yiewsley.

Coupla puffs can be good for getting into decorating...might make it a laugh if your sister is that way inclined.

Is Luke going to be with you tonight?...i'm sure that is what you said...my dads brother had a big pub so i can remember many a night that we stayed there...used to love it....seem to remember going down into the cellar one time...must of been about 8/9 and getting drunk on two bottles of brown ale!!....lol...jeez i was sick....fair to say i started early!!

Have fun...catch up with you later.

No my sister doesnt smoke the funny stuff, shes a copper. Knows i do, but doesnt touch it herself for obvious reasons! But had a couple of beers while decorating. Havent quite finished, just got to put the mirror up, border, and curtain rail, but looks really good

Yeah, Luke is staying in the pub tonight, so i will put in front of a video, with a load of munchies, he will enjoy it!

First time i ever got drunk was at the age of 3, we where over friends and my mum found me, and there son, who was also 3 under a table both drunk and giggling away! I started very early! Think the next time i was 6, so my parents never learned from the first expereince

Is this the sister who is getting married?

Good to feel good about a job you have done yourself...when is your mum coming over?

LOl....and i thought i started early!!what were you drinking? The first time i really got pissed i raided the drinks cabinet at home when i was about 12 or so ...passed out behind the sofa....never till this day have i ever drunk sherry again!!

Is there something special going on at the pub tonight...or just an afters night?....have a good one whatever...

Yes, thats the sister that is getting married!

God knows what i was drinking, my mum said i was picking up the nearly empty glasses and drinking what was in them. At 12, well, god knows how much Shandy, but not being a drinker, it got me drunk at such a tender young age!14, well, about 7 bottles of red wine, half bottle of scotch, half bottle of old english cider, bottle of white wine, and nearly had an ambulance called out for me lol i have only just started drinking red wine and that is 14 yrs later! But hey, you learn, i think lol

Last night was just a Karoke night, i hate those things, didnt get everyone out of the pub until 1 in the morning! Nightmare. Got to work tonight as well, so catch you later and have a good one? How has your weekend been so far?

Lol...you like a drink then!!!

I used to drink a lot...more from just being out all the time, but i don't really now...got bored with it and i certainly don't like being drunk anymore...and being wasted is an absolute no no...much rather have a puff. Been chilling on that for the last four or five months too....just got deja -vu...am i repeating myself?

weekend has been cool, kicking back and enjoying the weather...been on here quite a bit having a right laugh in between getting some sun and having a little splash every now and then.

I had a problem with my eye...seems to be getting better now but it was well dodgy on thursday/friday...pretty sure i was bitten by something...doc gave me some anti-biotic eye drops which seems to be doing the trick and the swelling has gone now.

I have never done karaoke...seen it a couple of times..and i thought the people doing it sounded and looked so bad that it put me off for life!!...must be murder to have to work around it...especially when they all start getting drunk.

hope the evening goes well.

Sandra , tut-tut lurking girl

I have done karoke a couple of times, prob about 3 times in my entire life, and it has to be really loud and obnixous, and in a big crowd. Can be a nightmare working it though, too noisy to here what ppl want and that. No matter what kind of shift you work it gets a nightmare when they are drunk! Got to do it again tonight, and with this weather it means that everyone would have been on it all day, should be a laff though, they arn't ususally that bad! Well, most of the time anyway Ive had a nice afternoon, went over the market this morning and got Luke a new pair of trainers and myself some new make-up and perfume, then met a mate for a drink, so been sat in the beer-garden for a couple of hours, very nice too

You did tell me about your eye, glad that it is nearly better now

yeah the eye is definately coming right now...with a bit of luck it will be 100% by tomorrow night.

Which market do you go to? i have not been to one since i have been back, used to love them...i was a barrow boy selling fruit and veg when i was a lighty...used to love it...calling out and having a laugh with the ladies...cheeky chappie i think was my main name...lol.

Had a nice day today...love this weather for starters...hard to be down when the sun shines like this...don't you think? Had a great hike this afternoon/evening....walked hard and fast for well over an hour and a half...no idea how far but must of been several miles....even the dog was battling to keep up....lol...great way to keep fit.

Bit pissed that England lost so badly...but at least they fought back a bit at the end...i saw that SA captain play when he was at school...he was always going to be good.

I might take a walk down one of the local pubs one evening this week if this weather keeps up...i guess they must be pretty busy. Organised my college for the evenings though ...don't want to waste the sun....shit...i'm waffling again....lol....seeya

Yeah, this weather is great Brings everyone out as well, was quite busy at work last night, and they where all on top form! It was a good shift, funny The lads decided to try there chat-up lines on me, some off them where really good, and then there where the really awful ones! Going to do some gardening today, and hopefully finish the spare room off at some point!

Hows the eye?

Oh, and i went to Western International Market, really gone down hill though I used to go out with a fella that worked over there, and the stall he worked on is no longer there, which was a shame as i was going to stop off and say hi to him.

Morning Candice,

My eye is definitely almost there thanks...doesn't seem to like the direct sunlight..but that is too bad...lol...i'm making the most of it while it is here...that much i have re-learnt about being in England.

When you live in a sunny climate you kinda come to take it for granted...loking for the shade etc...whereas here it is probably best to get as much of it as you can while it shines...

So thats me at the mo...up swimming this morning which was brilliant...you know i have been living with swimming pools for years...but for the past ten or so i hardly ever use them ...now i am over here i am in and out like a yo yo...lol....like i said , i always did do things ass about face..

Just had another great walk too...loving my walks at the moment...starting to think about doing even longer ones...getting well fit.

You must of had a laugh with half the pub trying to chat you up......any good ones...i need some tips...lol...as it happens i was sent a mail the other day with a load of chat up lines...i'll mail it to you...should put a smile on ya face.

Western Internationl...never heard of it...where is that?

Don't work too hard in the garden ..hey!!...it is going to be pretty damn hot today i reckon. You working tonight?

Another chilled day for me today, although after a shower just now i am going to get into this interview assignment that i have to do...gotta get past it...so, i am going to interview Nonametraveller...lmao...jeez...maybe i am going bonkers..what the f**k....i figure it will be ok ...after all it is only an article for a course...not like i need to get it published.

College for a couple of hours at 5...but apart from that i'll be zipping around in and out of here at times so maybe i'll catch up with you later...have a good one.

Have you got a pool where you are then?

Good chat up lines, the best one was he says"Your eyes are like spanners" she says "what????" he says, "everytime i look into them my nuts tighten" That had me in stiches, they had some other good ones, but there where so many i cant remember them lol but it was pretty funny with some they where coming out with It all started, cos this guy likes me, and came out with some stupid chat-up line, which i just creased up at, then the rest of the bar decided to give him tips on how to deliver a chat-up line to me, went on for hours lol Makes the night go past though!

Interviewing nonametraveller, good luck, you will most prob get no sense whatsoever out of him 's

Western international market is over in Hayes.

Didnt do my garden, went to the pub to borrow the strimmer, no probs there, then went to B&Q to get some more paint for the fence, but the q's where to big, so i decided i would just do the lawn and paint the fence on Weds, so went home, and found the strimmer needs some more of that plastic stuff, you know that cuts everything, so thought sod it, cant be bothered now lol as you do! So just relaxing for the day instead! And yeah, ive got to work tonight im sooooo tired, too many late shifts, and we have been serving afters every night, so they have been very long nights!

Yeah well fortunate here ay my lil sis's place...heated pool, tennis courts the lot...don't need to go anywhere.

Lmao..good chat up line..here is a coupe more for you...difficult to know how far to go without knowing you...but what the f**k...i reckon you've got a good sense of humour...better still i'll mail you the whole lot when i have finished here....be warned now..

[email protected] i that difficult to talk to?

Sounds like a plan with the garden...lie there and chill a bit and plan what you need to do...lol...put plenty of thought into it...you never know....maybe you'll get to like it as it is

lol, it is incredibly hard to offend me, ive done bar work for yrs on and off now, so if i was easily offended i couldnt do that job So bring the email on lol

Very nice too have everything there! Could do with a pool mmmmmm oh well 's

Nah, your not that hard to talk to

Think plenty of thought has to go into the garden! I know what need s to be done. All i really need to do is finish the fence off, get a new window for the shed, TRY and sort the lawn out, and get some trailing flowers up the back fence, if a young man i knows would kindly stop kicking a football at it, it would be a lot easier to do!

e-mail is on its way..lol...still there...lmao

Hmm...maybe i should invite you and your boy down for a swim and some supper one evening then.

Thats good...cos you are...lmao

I'm gonna have to sort the lawn here at some stage over the next few weeks...its big but we have one of those tractor goodies...trouble is i have no idea how to get it going...lol...worried i might start it up and drive it straight through the wall of the pool house where it is kept!!...maybe i'll stick to strimming the edges and call it it a work of art...punk mohican lawn!!

Punk mohican lawn, sounds like a very good idea to me My house is new, and the turf they put down is crap! Ive tried everything to sort it out, and just cant Ill get there though! One of the tractor ones