h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*has hysterics*

That is the weirdest, most unlike cl picture I will ever see in my life. I can't look at it!

Well.

Aside from the dodgy moustache period. But then, we don't talk about that, do we...

(I fear I have raised the ambiguity quotient)

In the interest of educating those who don't know about "porn moustaches", I give you this link. http://www.blogjam.com/despot_or_sexpot/

Practice your skills at determining which are the "sexpot" moustaches, and which are the "despot" moustaches. Beware.... there is a "Ron Jeremy" in the bunch.

No nudity and nothing "adult".

Okay, I spend my spare time watching Brazil (1985) and pasting zoomer's face into pictures of places he's never been. What exactly is it you do with your spare time, Mudhooks?

good morning everyone!

Marv the Grate and Trunt are in the gallery (though not sure if Trunt has 'cheated' by sending a photo of a painting of herself).

Also a little something extra for all you who love a man in uniform (though of course, you should never trust an actor!)


az
*goes off to read backlog*

Brazil...what a great movie. I want a shoe hat!

My suggestions for curly hair...go with it. Stop trying to make it lay flat and give it what it wants. I'm fond of Aveda products (Be Curly, Elixir, anti-humectant stuff) and something called Nolita Grit Gel, which has pulverized bamboo in it. I don't know what the bamboo DOES, exactly, but it works. And conditioner, conditioner, conditioner. Love your conditioner, spend money on your conditioner, find someone with hair you like and ask them what conditioner they use...

If you're not a hair fusser, just that one word...conditioner.

Sat, I am sooooooo glad your hair takes such a lot of work to look like that!

Montana, *you* have curls. *I* have . . . well, hair just like Jordan's from the sound of it. Notice Jordan had next to no hair in his photo. Notice mine was slicked back in the first one (which is how I wear it most of the time). The slightest hint of humidity and suddenly I look like I have a demented poodle sitting on my head. I tell ya, it ain't easy being me!


az

anhaga, you should have posted a warning with that link - almost spilled coffee all over me I was laughing so hard!

sorry.

If cl zoomer says okay, you could add it to the gallery.

(I'm thinking of doing something with Mudhooks, too.)

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az

Perhaps she'd look good in the plaid shirt?

az

Crunchy on the outside, soft as s**t on the inside, that's me - and a glazed expression as standard That Far Side photoshop site is great, I'm going to watch that one with interest

Thinking of 'The Curse Of Millhaven' by Nick Cave for some reason...

"What exactly is it you do with your spare time, Mudhooks?"

??? and just what are you implying????? I'll have you know that I am a world's expert on despotic moustaches. The ex-Mr. Mudhooks was an expert in the other moustaches.

"I'm thinking of doing something with Mudhooks, too"

Accckkk.....

(did I forget ?)

"Perhaps she'd look good in the plaid shirt?"

When I travelled up to Thunder Bay and met my sister's youngest daughter for the first time since she was a baby, I spent about an hour chatting with her. When we returned to the house, she turned to my sister and said (in a rather more critical tone than I thought it deserved) "Mom? Who IS that MAN?"

Okay, I had a very short haircut, and she wasn't used to seeing women with short hair, but still.... I did NOT look like a man....

No, I saw the

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Reminds me of the time I was showing someone a photo of me as a kid and they said - 'gee, that's a funny hat you're wearing'.



I was *not* wearing a hat!




az
(super-strength hair gel is my friend)

hi Santragenius,

Nice to meet you!

Your photo is now up.

az

Well, it seems to be the general consensus that I look like a teacher ...probably from Lookout Mountain, Tennessee...

Off to have a look at everybody else's photos.

Noggin

"Well, it seems to be the general consensus that I look like a teacher ...probably from Lookout Mountain, Tennessee... "

I know they have banjo-players, sharecroppers and good-ol'-boys in Tennessee, but I don't know about teachers.... Unless you teache banjo, sharecropping or....ummm.... good-ol'boying.

I jest.... There is a Lookout Mountain, I see: http://www.lookoutmtnattractions.com/index.asp Riht next to Chatanooga....

Right next to Chatanooga.... Sheesh