h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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re: the gift for Noggin - it's not necessary at all, you know (though I know sometimes people feel good about bringing a gift). Just so you know - having you here will be all the we want.



az

Have you started packing yet?

Washed your sheets and towels today.

Are you excited?


az

Just one more sleep!

I sent you an email with the address and phone numbers, so you will want to check that before you leave. But Noggin will be at the airport at 5pm to meet you.

Hasta mañana . . .

az

Dont worry about a thing.

Im used to sharing with people who live like animals, sometimes worse than animals. So I'll be fine

On the food front I'd rather barbecue my own genitals than eat-

pesto
cucumber
parsnips
swede
sprouts
marmite

and Id quench my thirst with camesl urine before I drank coffee or gin.

Does that help

I mostly drink water, fruit drinks, milk or beer seperately or all together Im not too fussy. I'll eat anything hot, cold or tepid as long as its had its fur removed or hasnt grown more any since it was prepared.

Im fed up with it already changing money, dog walkers, packing. Im sure it will be worth it though

see you tomorrow evening then

as for smoking I'll stop you in the day if you stop me from smoking after a few

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You mean we've been cleaning and tidying the flat for nothing?

At least I won't have to whack you for nicking my marmite.

Looks like I've got the airport run, so I'll see you tomorrow.



Noggin

Aaaaaack! Slight change of arrival plans - hope you get this before you leave tomorrow! Check email for further instructions but basically Noggin won't be able to get to the airport until 5.20-5.30, which isn't too long to wait but I don't want you thinking he just isn't coming and get in a taxi or something like that . . .

s to write new email . . .


az

No problem, I'll get a cab, train or donkey. It might even be a good idea to walk.

If you're a little late Nogging its all good it'll give me more time to bimble around, I'm dead good at that

laters

Noooooooooooooooo, don't get a cab! Wait for Noggin as he is going to be there, okay?

az

Missing you already . . .

And feeling a little sad, but it's a happy kind of sad.

It was a very nice week.

SIS

Im in complete consensus with you

Im home-ish and dry-ish.

Speak to you soon-ish.

Hi SIS are things getting back to normal?

Im back at work now got new exciting things to do in the next few months but one but three more days off now to prepare

Thank you for a womderfull time and even though your fussing freaked me out a bit it was very sweet of you to make all that effort.

Is there a zip or post code I need to add to your address when I post the dvd and tapes?

Fussing?

az

We just watched the film.

It was beautiful.

Thank you.

SIS

post code

Oh, sh*t, forgot. Will send it on an email now.

Though can't exactly remember what it is you are sending . . . way too much that week, though very fond memories (at least those I can remember! )

SIS

Hi SIS your in fiery mood today arent you?

If youre not Id hate to see you when you are




First sunny day since I got back...ah memories of orange tree lined streets

Still no rest for the wicked finishing a ong days work now and preparing for our big day at the rugby club later if we get up any good pictures of Sunday on our club site I'll point them out to you.

Fiery? Me?

Anyhow, yer darned tootin that you wouldn't ever want to see me when I was actually, um, fiery.

FIRST SUNNY DAY??? Oh, well I won't tell you how lovely it's been here then. . .

I received two batches of fabric swatches this week - which is getting me inspired (as well as scared) and I expect to be super busy very soon.

How about the photos you took when you were here? Did any turn out?

Off to watch a dvd with my heart's desire now.

SIS

Wassup?

It's a good weekend here in sunny Sevilla - long weekend (bank holiday Monday). And some great news. Found a tenant for my extra room next door for May and June. Lovely French girl. Have spent this afternoon getting her room ready, moving beds around, etc. But what a relief! I thought I'd end up having to pay that extra rent next month.

Did I tell you that Noggin and I bought a new bed? Huge whopping mother of a bed - 180cm wide! It's heaven! Plenty of room for two humans and two very fat cats. And so this is why we were swapping beds around today as I put my old double bed in the largest room next door and got rid of an old rickety bed that was there.

Meanwhile, thanks (I think?) for your blatant lie about me not being FAT - on whatever thread that was. Have I mentioned that I'm finally riding the exercise bike now? Also working on other changes - watch this space!

Hope you are well.

SIS

Well you may think of yourself as fat if you want to but I dont *have* to agree its a question of perspective I suppose.

I dont think I look my best right now

Thinks are going OK got lots of work to finish for a course, bills to pay, preparing for two outward bounds trips one with the U13s rugby from Friday to Sunday then Monday to Friday with 14 and 15s from School.

Heavy as it all is Im taking it all in a very bouncy stride because of what happened at the Christening. It all went the way those things do. Chidren not a bunch known for their ability to keep quite and sit still were noisy and unruly

Me not a person known for being ounctual was late. What makes it worse is that I live 5 mins from the church, oh the shame So they held up the service and whole worshipping of the bigG till I got there

Time and tide waits for no man but God waits for badgers

I renounced the devil and all his works, and promised to bring Dion up in a righteous and moral way according to christian teachings.

However they spelt my name with a C and not K on the pledge thing so I dont think that it can be legally binding. So I can still listen to Little Richard records and ensure Dion is brought up in the same christian tradtion I was

Talking of perspective even though I dont think Im looking my best right now one of my cousins friends seems to think I look good enough and we went out for a date last night

Infact Ive just got off the phone to her....

Im sure you'll comr up with some good clothes and the modelling offer still stands if youve got enough materail to cover me.

Have you seen this? I sent mine this morning.

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And speaking of perspective - whaddaya mean you're not looking your best right now? You looked totally gorgeous when you were here - what happened since? Also your big smiley photo in the gallery has got some nice response. So there.

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And yes, shame on you for arriving late when you only live five minutes away. I bet you did it on purpose so you could make a proper ENTRANCE.

More good news on the flat next door - it is now totally booked until October so I'll have one less worry for awhile (well, except for getting back the deposit money, which I've spent . . . )

Goodness, what a lot of smileys in this post.




SIS