h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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You alright? You're late

I dink I got your gold


You had work done?

Friends is for sharing

Nope! Doing a handstand

With your carping tunnels? Pull the other one. You've stuck crystals on them and turned them into chandeliers

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Weez fkhends layk zees... khoo needs enemas, ey?

Brings a whole new meaning to flashing that does.

I did have a bit of a misadventure yesterday though...with a can opener. Affixed it onto the can, snapped the 'arms' together

Ow!

*shudders with the thought*

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That's about right!



Bedtime, n'night

'night, hon

So...how's your lurgies for snot?

My lurgies only lasted that one day, most odd, looks like I sneezed them all on to you

They can't decide which bit of me they like best - one minute I have fever, the next my head's exploding, then my throat is sore and all the while I am sneezing for Hengeland

When do I get to see youse again? I'd like to give you them back

You seem alright

N'aawww s'alright, you can keep them

I think my lurgies was just because I was so tired. Oooh, I've got the beginnings of a coleslaw and no Zovirax, which means it's gonna get big and scabby, that might make you feel better

Dunno, what day you free next week so's I can give you a big scabby snog

I have some... here, stick your hand out through the thread:

I always keep some in but we've never used it. I don't get them and Trog always forgets he has to use it before the lesion appears

I seem to be clear this week. Let's wait till this bug is done with me first though.

I had a bottle, but apparently it's been safely stored in the medicine box completely empty

Indeed. You get yourself rested and better

Besides, don't want your lurgies

How's things and stuff in general?

I've spent the day cleaning, hootoo posting, cooking then falling asleep, waking up n starting all over again... It feels like three days have passed - I hate daytime sleeping, totally throws me off

How 'boutchoo??

Meh! Same old same old.

Cleaning, clearing, faffing, scouring the job doodahs, posting rubbish on Hootoo, drinking tea, smoking fags, eating Jammie Dodgers.

Bleurgh!

I had a momentary epiphany earlier today - think back to 15 years ago... would I ever have imagined I would spend a Saturday doing what I have actually been doing?

Oh don't start me off

I sort of had a few words with myself recently...if I don't make at least some changes and actually start living my life as opposed to existing, within the next year, then I'm just going to give up completely and become an eccentric recluse.



Not unlike now.

Oh Help! - you talk to yourself to the extent of making threats too? Whata pair we make

What we should do is threaten each other - do youthink that would be more effective? Or are we not seeking outcome here?

I don't think we're scared enough of each other.

Hmm, that may pose a bit of a problem...

Only other alternative is to kidnap the Doctor and travel back in time