h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

WAKE UP!

Huh?

I'm completely brain dead.

Thanks again for your wonderful hostility dahlink

You shooed all the family away to Hootoo then?

I chucked one in the bath, the other watched afilum and the bigun began snoring - all done by 10:30pm.

I'm pretty tired myself

Early night?

entirely my pleasure

We have some pretty funny kids, huh?

They are a rather amusing duo

I do love with his curls

I have to soft soap you about Borat by the way, as per vidayo lendage

G'wan, you big meanie

Yes, good anchor, is curly hair

We don't have it - but when we do, yea moist southernly

I found a new word: F7303085?thread=4159634 Can you spot it?

Non, mon petit pois, you misunderstandevouz

*We* have a vidayo tape of Borat, which we would be happy to be doing the lendings of, if a certain mummy said it was okay for a to watch

*presses buzzer*

"circumbendibus"

It's one of those new buses that is all concertinaed in the middle and can turn corners like a wriggley thing

You're mean you are

Oh go on then, we'll have it...

(he worked me over hard )

Hehehe. I thought it was a bit 'interesting' (the langwidj and the name) given our converstion yesterday Another one again, again?

Have a look at it yourself first and make your mind up

There were a couple of moments where my eyes popped out of my head and did a bit of squirming but then, t'ain't nuthin' they don't giggle and snigger over when they're not in our company

Nah, he's alright but not the little madam - although the alter ego seems to have watched it - and regularly quotes from it

So when do I see you again?



To get the vidayo

Oh good grief no, not the wee one, she'd never speak to me again for watching such muckyness, she'd be outraged

Half term ends Monday

We can Nicosesh any day we like

Can you imagine??! She gives Mary Wh*tehouse a bad name, this one

Yay!

Not yay... I have a meeting Monday morning with school re: the Project. Then we have Science effin Week and I've been roped in for Tues and Wed mornings. It's not all bad though coz it is being run by next year's teacher and gives me molto brown nosing opps

Wed afternoon is a poss. That ok?

Wednesday's cool. I'm there!



Where we gonna go now we're social pariahs

under Waterloo bridge?

If it's nice, we could do one of the Park places. Failing that, I've heard Chez Neanderthal invested in a cafetiere

It's getting that way huh?

Yeah, we could do parky things if it's nice (gonna take some creepywriggles-b-gone this time though), or could do Mama's...and you never know, in about 6 months from now, my place might even be in a state to actually receive visitors

My current project is putting up of Venetian blinds. I haven't a clue, and the instructions aren't any help...

*Please to be take off the inside off the outside compartment off the bracket, and afix it to the wall as thus *indecipherable diagram* then attach to the inside off the outside off the bracket*

We'll do mine then. There's bound to be mini-helicopterers in the park *shudder*

You and Trog should set up shop today..

*looks over shoulder*

Don't tell him I said but... He was trying to put up the huuuge mirror we've had on the floor 5 months int his house (and 11 years in the other ). He used picture wire. I said it would snap. He said not. It snapped. He got a thicker picture wire. I said it would snap. He snapped not. It snapped (getting the feel for this yet? ). He screwed it into the wall.

I was very good,. I did not laugh. I wanted to but I didn't.

... or Mamma's...

(I thought you meant I was Mamma...)

Aaahh! Which brings me neatly to my next major problemo...you know that 5' 7"x 4' mirror of monstrousness in my lounge? It got hooked directly onto hooky things on the wall, with enormous difficulty. Now I need to paint, and I haven't a clue how I'm going to get it down without breaking the damn thing. Painting round it is looking more and more attractive

But you is 'Da Mamma!'