h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh yeah, unhuh, I is da Mamma

yeah.

Err... you need another pair of adult and muscly hands (arms and biceps attached) or a roll of masking tape

Definitely need extra muscle, bloody good idea about the masking tape too, maybe a load of cushions n'all
If I told you who 'helped' me put it up, you'd understand. I bought a big chain to attach to it to hang it with, but noooooo, *someone* knew better, and I, like a fool, listened

Whatever, I'd appreciate another pair of eyes (yours) to have a look at it first and see what you think is best to go about it. Sometime whenever is good, no mad rush

Will definitely do. No probs. If I can help you get it down then up again then we'll do that. Otherwise masking tape is your friend

Right. My eyes are kissing each other



'night, gorgeous one

Cool. Cool. And more cool.

N'night darlin

On strike?

Honestly, any excuse to sit and drink tea and eat biscuits

Eh? What was that?

*Wipes chin*

You have crumbs in your cleavage dear.

*waggles eyebrows*

Oy! Them's *my* crumbs.

Selfish you are

What you been up to?

Where'd you go for lunch?

What did you have?

Who was there?

Wots dis? De spaneesh ink wee zit eeyon? Tsk.

.... Weeeelll, we went to Vauxhall, near the Oval, to visit a family who came here from Lebanon in the '89 episode of fun'n'games. Their son's just been 'cepted at the big scary place *over There* and I helped a tiny bit so it was kind of a thank you...

We had tabbouleh and chips, tongue shawarma fruit salad and watermelon coffee , we talked lots, met a cousin of theirs, married to a lovely German girl (truly lovely, funny and a great mum) - and their delishious littel one year old

Enuff?

http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/cleavage-kitty.jpg

Oooh, Brownies all over again! I want this badge

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/289500/289870XDfc_w.jpg

Oooh Vauxhall, there's a blast from the past. Used to frequent a fablious gay club there, back in the days

Sounds like a nice afternoon, good food, 'cept the tonguegood company, edible lil'uns.

*clicky*

Blimeys! Poor kitty, gonna get suffocated.

*clicky*

Unworks

Unworks? Works for me...

try this:

http://aolsearch.aol.co.uk/aol/imageDetails?invocationType=imageDetails&query=cleavage&img=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.worth1000.com%2Fentries%2F289500%2F289870XDfc_w.jpg&site=&host=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.worth1000.com%2Fcache%2Fcontest%2Fcontestcache.asp%3Fcontest_id%3D13372&width=122&height=120&thumbUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fimages-partners.google.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AlrISDhD_fT_qfM%3Awww.worth1000.com%2Fentries%2F289500%2F289870XDfc_w.jpg&b=image%3Fquery%3Dcleavage%26page%3D10%26userid%3D1268673225003731228%26invocationType%3Dtopsearchbox.image%26clickstreamid%3D-5144140327010879003

... and on that note...



That's me done, hun.

*clicky*

Yay!

You wouldn't even have to do any special project to get one

N'night

I missed that last comment.

See two blancmanges the size of Mount Everest shoved up a jumper...that's you that is

Forgot to give you back that tissue you lent me earlier by the way, here you g....ooooh, hang on *Haaffuufuufuu...Haffuufuufuu...HAAACCHHHEEERRRFFFERRRROOOOOOOOO!!Squelchysquelch*
'as better. There y'are

*wibble*(.)(.)*wobble*

Can you *try* to sneeze more gently next time?