h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You noticed?

I am quite fond of them. They're grand for hooking hold of small children's donuts.

Hard not to.

Handy at Halloween too, or frightening priests n'that.

Sorry 'bout that. I noticed a bit of 'druff and thought it was a hiding sugar coated donut.

Oh yes. Always nice to frighten your local priest with a bit of horn action.

Fnur! N'night yer divil

N'night Willers</>

*poke*

Where'd you get to last night?

How's yer bum?

Thought you Brits never got up and personal.

bum's fine. I flumped. Right royally. Then woke up at a stroke past midnight and couldn't get another wink. Result being I am a tad at the minute

Choo doing?

Only us uncouth working class types

Poor bum. I shan't offer to be kissing it better though, just incase.

I hate when that happens. I have to go to bed completely exhausted else I don't sleep and if I've snuck in a cheeky afternoon snoozeroo, forget it, up for days then

Me? Been pretending to do tydying and cleaning mostly, the majority of it from the comfort of in front of the pc and near the kettle.

Wanna come over sometime this week for coffees and other things that might cause you some more bumsplosions?

You mean you ain't gonna kiss ma ayass </> ?

Just as well, given the .. erm, well. Let's just say that'll be fine then

I have to get my eyes to uncross long enough to drive over and pick up the Then make dindins, then meet with the accountant... Gawd, the life I lead

Want to run away together tomorrow? To Costa's, mebbe?

great minds... </>

Yes.

Ah good. I see you're taking it easy then

Yay! Come to me tomorrow then, on the dot.

Gotta go do things that makes it look like I've been doing things all day. Toodle the noodle

Pot noodle!

Bum! Just got caught. They let the sprogs out early