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Murky Buckets

Post 381

Wilma Neanderthal

smiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - laugh

Sorry, still larfin'

smiley - biggrin

Djoo rekken he'd have one spare?

*finger pauses over dial button*

Nah smiley - blush You arks'im for me smiley - grovelsmiley - lurk


Murky Buckets

Post 382

Mrs Bojangles

smiley - biggrin

Probably best you get your own, there's some smells no amount of washing can get rid of and he is especially smellysmiley - smiley

They've both gone AWOL h'achoolallysmiley - sadface

Not so much of a sniff of a 'wich in days.

I think they've eloped to pudland in Skegvegas without mesmiley - cross


Murky Buckets

Post 383

Wilma Neanderthal

Awwwwww smiley - hug Poor Jangly smiley - sadface
I saw you laying bait over there *headpoints* No luck, eh?

Guess some people just don't know when enough is enough smiley - cross There's playing hard to get and there's being hard to get...

(smiley - erm Not sure I said that right)

*tummy rumblies* smiley - blush

Be right back smiley - yuk

smiley - snowballsmiley - runsmiley - run


Murky Buckets

Post 384

Wilma Neanderthal

*Yells over her shoulder*

Footie bit!!! Go get her smiley - biggrin

smiley - runsmiley - runsmiley - run


Murky Buckets

Post 385

Mrs Bojangles

Aha! I knew the lure of the pud would prove too muchsmiley - brave

You hold her down, I'll kick hersmiley - run


Murky Buckets

Post 386

Baconlefeets

Oi! I heard that! smiley - cross


Murky Buckets

Post 387

Mrs Bojangles

smiley - run *kick* smiley - run


Murky Buckets

Post 388

Baconlefeets

Oof! smiley - bruised

This is why we went away. The abuse is too much. smiley - cry


Murky Buckets

Post 389

Mrs Bojangles

You love it!smiley - evilgrin

C'mere while I poke all the squelch out of your eyessmiley - run


Murky Buckets

Post 390

Baconlefeets

Awww. I was saving the squelch up though. I've nearly enough for your cakey Christmas pre ... smiley - doh


Murky Buckets

Post 391

Mrs Bojangles

Hhmmm. K'thensmiley - sadface

smiley - eureka

Toe jams?smiley - drool


Murky Buckets

Post 392

Baconlefeets

Hoh yus! Been saving it up specially for you.

*flumps with feet up on Jangley' lap*

Could you make me a cuppa first? smiley - smiley


Murky Buckets

Post 393

Mrs Bojangles

smiley - rolleyes

Always with the cuppas.

Fine.

Hhhnnnggnnfffnnggh!smiley - grr

Can you get off first please?


Murky Buckets

Post 394

Baconlefeets

I could but I don't want to. smiley - smiley

*jumps on Jangley's back*

To the kitchen! Tally ho!


Murky Buckets

Post 395

Baconlefeets

N'awww. Little gappy just for you. smiley - loveblush


Murky Buckets

Post 396

Mrs Bojangles

Gappy bottom all of my ownsmiley - loveblush

Neeiigghhh! *CLIPCLOPCLIPCLOPCLIPCLOP* smiley - puff


Murky Buckets

Post 397

Baconlefeets

Wow. Do you always carry around coconuts for such an occasion? smiley - bigeyes


Murky Buckets

Post 398

Mrs Bojangles

You mean you don't?smiley - yikes


Murky Buckets

Post 399

Baconlefeets

Why would I? I had hooves installed a few years ago.

They so shiny. smiley - loveblush


Murky Buckets

Post 400

Mrs Bojangles

Churlish not to I suppose, seeing as you already had that pronged tail and horns thing going onsmiley - smiley


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