h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

How attractive

You should get a straw, shove one end up the snotty snozzle, and suck it out

Does that work then?

I have straws

Dunno, but it's nice with a bit of bread n' butter

Yo snotface

*tchoo*

*wipes nose on sleeve*

yeh, wot?

*sniff*

Nuffin'

Just thought I'd swing by to call you names and tell you you smell

And use this a lot.

Cos I know it's your favourite

*points* that's the broomstick up the arse smiley, that is Me no likey

You smell too, smellygit

I think of it as the St 'Orribles Barnes women's guild good morning smiley.

As opposed to Lo! mawnin'

That's poifik for the poipose then

We doing Wednesday?

There's certainly a few that could do with a broom....nah, best not

Yeah, great, if you're feeling up to it

Yep

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Talk tomorrow, see you Wed

Cool! Sleep tight, don't let the *smackslap* mozzies bite

*redhot poker poke*

Oooyah!

What was that for?

Knew I had something to tell you, and I just know you'll have been peeing your pants in anticipation all this time, dying to find out...

Burnout voile is apparently nothing more nor less than voile with a pattern of some sort on it, obviously done by some fancy shmancy means. It's also completely crap and bears no resemblance to the picture shown off of the place I bought it, nor have they given me the size I ordered, needless to say, they're going back and I'm back to the drawing board, regardevouz window dressage.

Oh and Lo!

'lo!

Oh good, so I missed nothing by being pig ignorant

For voile that comes dirt cheap, you is needing the sveedish shop. Wanna go? I'll tek you

(so long as you navigate Can you read a map?)

Ner! Me neither by the looks of it.

Ach! The voile was a 'get what's available to ya and make the most of it' jobby.

What I actually wanted was wooden blinds, but I have very weird sized windows. Now the Sveedish place do 'em for the oddest sized window, but not for the unoddest size, which would mean possible skewiffyness

The thing is, I'm trying to do all this without yer actual cash, all on the highly irresponsible nevernever , just to get this place looking half decent, and all within ever increasing limitations to what's available, I keep coming up against steaming great walls of shite, no matter what area I'm trying to improve. It's totally doing my head in

That said, a trip to the Svedish Place is never one to be turned down. I'm crap at navigating and map reading and any time I've been to the Svedish Place we've arrived and left via different routes and in varying lengths of time, otherwise, totally happy to get lost with you for a few hours

*poke*

Oooh you big rule breaking rebel upstart you

So, do we know why yet?

Yes, got me hemale

thou shalt not copy wholesale from another site, even if you do link the source and refer to the copyright owner eleventeen times in the text

They're absolutely right, of course

How is you this fine day?

Want cake?

*peers into the oven*

*sniffs the aroma of vanilla, orange and cocynut in the air *

Bah! Send 'em one back saying 'thou shalt not be such big smells'

Ach well, rules is rules I s'pose. Mind, they were sure on the ball at such a late hour of the evening eh?

Unlike cocynutty in anything other than ice cream...ooh, 'cept fresh, but it's been years since I last had a fresh coconut.

I'm alright though, choo doin'?

I did I did!!

Thou shalt not be such big smells.





I is bakin' a cake </>