h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I would never never never stoop to being silly.
at 5ft 3ins, I don't have to stoop

If the universe ends soon, there won't be a next time
I'll record it for viewing later

I just said it, Pierce. Alternate possibility: I am not real, so it's understandable that you neither saw nor heard me saying it.

what if i'm not real either and we are both imagining things?

Alice and the Red King (or was it the Black King?) had the same dilemma in "Alice Through the Lookingglass."

alice? the one who ran after the white ?

never heard of her

That's odd, because she's heard of you.

or could it be ?

I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant...
confuses the hell out'a me

maybe i can explain it to you

however i can't understand it for you

back to cernround and round and round and round and round and round and round

it is around about question
the little blighters their trying to catch are every elusive
Quantum states that they can co exsist in two states simultaneously
problem only one Cern

have you noticed! everyone who goes there gets turned orange
http://outreach.web.cern.ch/outreach/

Jab

dread to think of "windscale"sellafieldfish in the Irish sea come out all ready cooked

ive just clicked on your link and it appears they do, strange

it could be a sign of impending doom, 2 little particles clouting each other and the end of the worldsuperman pops in and plugs the gap with his finger

We do not need superman to plug any gap yet, there were few who have had the true creative vision to dream such an event, mankind struggles to download music today let alone master quantum.

I'm clever(hope it don't get yiked) I know the difference between chicken shit and lettuce

err! myhumour

Lettuce debate that.

we could slug it out, but at a snails pace please

We could pick water lilies, endive into the lake.