h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I would offer at auction, but that is Dutch in me!

If it's a glass slipper, there may be a prince who would be interested.

banana's make good ones as well

The prospect of a 'Large Banana Collider' is MOST interesting!!

only if the EU allow them to be bent againapparently, they have to be at a certain angle and diameter now

ive just checked the fruit bowl ,mine might not comply

a day for banana kind

I wonder whether there is an EU regulation governing the size and shape of the particles whizzing round the Cern scalextix thingee and if so, are there lats of 'partlicle inspectors' whizzing round trying to catch them and check their conformity?

remember sir bossels wise words: time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana

are slippers resorting to cannibalism now

I'm glad to see that this thread has generated such fruitful discussion.

What did you expect it to do?

I thought we would discuss the effect of gamma rays on cream pies that are thrown at an angle of 78 degrees into a headwind of 37 kilometers per hour, when the ambient air temperature was 20 degrees celsius, and the barometer was doing what barometers usually do (which I have no clue about). All I can add is that you should not try this in your own homes, boys and girls.

unless of course you really really want to

I would never never never stoop to being silly.
(Well, maybe once in a while--like twice an hour. )

any news from the particle carousel?

Not that I know of. The Main Event, when we should all duck, hasn't happened yet.

Jab

a bit silly connecting it to a pay as you go meter

i here there desperate for 50 ps

here or hear must get it right next time

If the universe ends soon, there won't be a next time.

says who