h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

In Question 2, were you asking for a padded cell?

yesI'm very safety conscious, not that I'm conscious of everything

Well, we can't offer a cell with padding, but we can bring some spare mattresses up from the cellar and lean them against the walls. Or, we could give you a very heavy roommate.....

heavy roommate...sweaty armpitsno thanks

mattress's will do just fine

Fine. I will send Fluffy Pink Rabbit to bring them up. If he falls asleep in the middle of the job, wave a carrot in front of his face.

a wabbithow nice and a white coat with long sleeves

Doctor Cholmondely has ways of making Fluffy Pink Rabbit stay awake.

I tried to get in a nuthouse err sanatoriumthey said NO! we only take people we can cure

I guess they would take Babe and Miss Piggy, then.

nice pun

Thanks.

Once you get to know me better, you will expect puns almost every time I post. Some people think I am because of this. Then there are others, who *know* I am

as with my pun thread, I use them often in real lifemany friends (or strangers)leave themselves wide openand I have to take advantage of course

So do I

You and I must be kindred souls. Or kindled souls, if the peasants with pitchforks come after us.

it's an art not many have and I bow to a fellow artiste

I am always on the lookout for the peasants with pitchforks, because some of puns elicit very loud . Some day I may hit a nerve with the wrong people.

t'as been doneonce or twice I've had someone with no sense of humour(my dad for one)

I'm not going to ask how you inherited your abilities as a punster, then.

to be honest Paul, there is no other like me on either side of my family, I'm definitely the first

You're the most unique, eh?

oh yes! the missing link has no chance against me