h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Please have some appropriate sense of gravity. This is serious stuff.


Jabs

See here for instance:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6aU-wFSqt0&feature=related

That is hysterical!

Did you get the joke in 361 too? Well, I like to think of it as a joke, weak as it is.

Jabs

I agree, that is brilliant err! Star material

"Did you get the joke in 361 too?" [Jabberwock]

I fell for it at first...

http://press.web.cern.ch/press/PressReleases/Releases2009/PR06.09E.html

all they need now are the U2 batteries

were nearly up and running, but we found a possible terro err! fault, so we'll just do a few more checks


just thought of this today

{When the hard gets impossible, "man" will invent an answer}

Maybe the answer should be outsourced to a woman.

ooh wash your mouth out with soapwhat a thought

I spell soap differently than you do. I spell it S-O-U-P.

Make sure the soup has plenty of carrots in it. You need it for your eyesight.

Speaing of soap, it seems to be disappearing. The cockroaches around here love soap, so they must be eating it.

clean cockroaches, now there's a thing

http://public.web.cern.ch/public/
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/large-hadron-collider/6445829/The-Large-Hadron-Collider-at-Cern-is-fired-up-for-first-time-since-quench.html

If you have to be a cockroach, being a clean one is not so bad.

I can't argue with that.

according to the news, the smasher thingy could be running next week - here we go again, picking on little minute atoms and smashing their heads in, so cruel

beat your other thread Jab