h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Now that is what I call a true groan joke...a real classic

What do you call a dog with no head?























a dead dog.

He who laughs last has just got the joke.

What do you call a blind stag?









No eye Deer.





What do you call a blind stag with no legs.










Still no eye Deer.

Man walks into a doctor's surgery and says, "Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my backside."

"How's that?"

"Don't you start!"

x2 for Alembic, and an added special

for lapis - almost too funny for the site.

i didn't get lapis' joke... about the cricket ball. Perhaps i need to know cricket jargon?

Here's a dirty joke...










A man fell in a mud puddle.

Notfluffy - a joke explained is a joke flattened. Nevertheless, do you know what cricketers shout at umpires when they think there's been a catch?

Jab

I'll tell you Fluff.

'How's that.' is the shout given by the bowler to the umpire asking for a decision about whether the last ball bowled has made the batsman out within the laws of cricket.

Now that's what I call a groan joke.

ahhh

Why not try the story of 'IN and OUT' A22101535

ahhhh.... the short version! merci!

you are very welcome.

Two elephants walk off a cliff.............boom, boom!

Why should you not cross the desert between 2 and 3 in the afternoon?



Because the elephants are having parachute practice.




Why have crocodiles got flat backs?




No one had told them.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?




































Cliff

Here comes a BOGOF

What do you call a man about to be Knighted?




Neil.

What do you call an man with a long projecting nose with American folding money up his nostril?




Dollar Bill.

I came across a frog broken down at the side of the road the other day. I came back later and he'd been towed (toad, for those to tired to work it out) away.

Two blondes walk into a building............you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.