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InfiniteImp Posted Mar 6, 2009
Believe it or not, Jabs, I have read the whole thing.
My particular favourite passage is the battle of Borodino. Masterly.
On a more cultural note,
A man goes to the doctor with a cucumber up his nose and a banana in each ear. The doctor tells him: “you’re not eating properly.”
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Jabberwock Posted Mar 6, 2009
But give that man a medal for actions above and beyond the call of duty!
Jabs
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InfiniteImp Posted Mar 9, 2009
What do you call a penguin who indulges in heavy breathing?
A puffin.
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BeowulfShaffer Posted Mar 10, 2009
How many comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Jabberwock Posted Mar 11, 2009
Go on then - I'm going to regret this, but - How many comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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BeowulfShaffer Posted Mar 12, 2009
none they just make jokes about lightbulbs they don't acctualy change them.
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Dene - specialist in red herrings Posted Mar 13, 2009
It is Red-Nose day today.
What happens if a red nose tells a joke?
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Dene - specialist in red herrings Posted Mar 13, 2009
It would, of course, be a bloody good joke.
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Jabberwock Posted Mar 25, 2009
There was a dog called Minton, who ate a shuttlecock....so his owner said "Bad Minton...."
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Jabberwock Posted Apr 22, 2009
SHORT-SIGHTED BALLET DANCER
This short-sighted ballet-dancer walked into the practice bar and hurt her tutu.
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Jabberwock Posted Sep 16, 2009
(a) What's the difference between an ordinary person an a computer engineer?
(b) Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Computer engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.
Jabs
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Jabberwock Posted Sep 22, 2009
A traffic policeman stops a woman and asks to see her driving licence.
‘Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses when driving’ he said.
‘Well,’ replies the woman, ‘I have contacts.’
‘Lady', replies the cop, 'I don’t care who you know, I'm still taking your car in NOW'.
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Jabberwock Posted Oct 13, 2009
THAT STRUCK A CHORD!
An E-flat, a G-flat, and a B-flat walk into a bar. The bartender says,
"I'm sorry, we don't serve minors."
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