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GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations } Posted Jul 12, 2007
The Satre joke reminds me of the sadist who refused to flagellate the masochist.
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U695218 Posted Jul 15, 2007
I went to seafood disco/restaurant last week and pulled a muscle.
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fluffykerfuffle Posted Jul 15, 2007
that's nothing... my dad was a fisherman... he was the household's sole provider 
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GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations } Posted Jul 15, 2007
Did you live in Dover?
If you wish to find how heavy a large cetacean; take it to a Whale Weigh Station.
What is anxious and a danger to shipping? - A nervous wreck.
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U695218 Posted Jul 15, 2007
"Doc, I can't stop singing The Green,Green Grass of Home."
"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"It's not unusual."
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GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations } Posted Jul 17, 2007
Charlotte, off spring of King Edward, wanted to marry Des Lynham and her sister Desiree wanted to marry Gary Linnaker.
King Edward refused to contemplate it on the grounds they were commentators.
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U695218 Posted Jul 17, 2007
A man came round in hospital after a serious operation.
"Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
"Yes, I know, I cut your arms off."
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GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations } Posted Jul 17, 2007
You better take this one laying down.
Bad News - 'We have cut off the wrong leg.'
Good News - 'The other one is getting better.'
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U695218 Posted Jul 18, 2007
Man goes to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his head. The doctor says, "I'll give you some cream to put on it."
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Jabberwock Posted Jul 18, 2007
How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
At least two: but they have to figure a way in first.
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fluffykerfuffle Posted Jul 19, 2007
okay... we all know what orange juice and vodka is... a screwdriver... right?
so what's it called when you combine prune juice and vodka?
a piledriver.
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U695218 Posted Jul 21, 2007
I went out looking for some camouflage trousers, but I couldn't see any.
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GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations } Posted Jul 21, 2007
Doctor, Doctor how do you remove camouflage paint?
Next!
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Jabberwock Posted Jul 21, 2007
That last joke may have been funny. I don't see it myself.
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GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations } Posted Jul 21, 2007
Who said that?
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U695218 Posted Jul 22, 2007
A man takes his St.Bernard to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" The vet says, "Let's have a look at him." He picks him up, examines his eyes, then his teeth. He then says, "I'm afraid I'll have to put him down."
"What! For having crossed eyes?"
"No, because he's really heavy!"
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- 404: GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations } (Jul 15, 2007)
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- 406: GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations } (Jul 17, 2007)
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- 417: GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations } (Jul 21, 2007)
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