h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

'Aren't you a Christian?'


Ker-ching

Didn't stop her though

I was expecting the non-sarcastic one to have a go at us earlier.

I think our non sarcastic friend likes us deep down

The religion thing is still ticking over nicely i see I won't get involved with that one as it's akin to discussing that Star Trek was a fantasy series with a load of Trekkies

If you haven't seen it before though, this might interest you. Nice God fearin' folks don't you think?.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=249328211d

I've tried to keep out, but I'm a natural born s*** stirrer. I think I'm flummoxing my resident "fan" club though

You've been listening to my head again
I thought long and hard whether to use "beneath this sod" or the one I actually put.

I only put it to see if sad sack tries to yikes it Surely i can fight that one?

I would have thought so. "Sod" is pretty mild after all.

Well, so you would think as it applies to a lump of soil. As i've just had a post removed for saying 'POOF' as in footstool from a word game though........one never can tell. I guess it's all contextual isn't it?

Ridiculous

I've just composed my own epitaph - I'd better keep a note of it

That is quite lyrical.

Perhaps i should have a go at decomposing one of my own.

Beat ya to it

Yeah, i was rather wondering where we were headed with that one

For your delectation:

http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/Forums/viewtopic/t=15178.html

I should have guessed you'd frequent those pages I've been a keep viewer for about a year now. (And undercover contributor too)

Thought you'd be more 'The Rumration' type.

I hadn't been there for a while. Quite upset to see my old base, HMS Sultan is being closed down

I feel sorry for future trainees. They're transferring the facilities to Cardiff. Nothing to "have relations with" but sheep & Welsh girls. That's not gonna help enlistment figures.

They seem to be moving everything out of Pompey. Nothing to do with the vast sums of money they will get when all the land is sold off as sea-view appartments of course.

If it's a choice between and welsh girls........

Nothing to do with Gosport being a Tory area and Cardiff being Labour of course.

Gosport was a dump before, now it'll be a dump with traffic congestion.

I had a very interesting week once working out of Gosport (The Polarcup factory). I had a few nice pints, met some VERY amiable young ladies, had a cracking curry, and got punched in the ear on the way back.

Happy days