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Legers in complete confusion, from all the flying and spinning. goes off to sleep with a head ache. Her tryes to make Petunia to come with him, talking about him thinking of starting to meditate...

MESSAGE FOR KRIS

Hi Kris - I have been on the move today and only just seen your post on here - have checked my e-mail and do not have anything from you - will be in touch.

Morning ladles and jellybeans

Have you missed me?? I said HAVE YOU MISSED ME???? I still can't hear you at the back....

I come braving technical problems and general post-hols lethargy.

Yes, thanks - Ireland was lovely. We always go in June when the rain is warmer....

Today I shall be mostly catching up with my reading of the boards and trying to show all you BB fanatics the error of your ways

I shall also be watching the tennis - ALL THE TIME!!!!

Last two weeks Roland Garros, this week The Stella Artois comp, next week Nottingham, Eastbourne and somewhere in Holland I can neither pronounce nor spell - and the 2 weeks of Wimbledon.

I shall be opening the curtains and unlocking the front door again on 7 July when it's all over.

Vegetable of the day -

Seating position of the day - slouched in the armchair

Liquid refreshment of the day - pimms

Bye for now

Peter

Kris-as had a falling out with Scarlet Lady,she does not want to be her anymore.."from now on"says kris-"she wont be flying down to Texas to ride her Harley with Me,i'm sick or her bitching and trying to date one of mine Brain Surgeon pals"adds kris-with such venom that the cat scarpers under the table."I know why dont yeh join us girls y'know me Bushy Baby and Maxie Baby and try to act macho on the AF board only one thing tho"says Pattie Pennie."But...but do you think we can find some mens clothes to fit her"adds Bushy Baby,Cos Maxie Baby got the last lot of tight jeans and he looks great him them y'know Pattie Pennie i really fancy Maxie Baby-"in them tight jeans"says Bushy baby,"woooow your right"says Pattie Pennie-"in them jeans his butt looks like two plums in an hankie Hooooooooo ummmmmmmmm"adds Pattie Pennie.

Hello Peter - welcome back

there is certainly a lot to catch up on - who knows, it may even make more sense reading it straight through (but I wouldn't count on it!)

Talk to you later

Of course we've missed you Peter.

Glad to see the engineers got their fingers out....talking of which, you need to insert yourself into the Is this... Big Bro house.

Welcome back Peter Lovegloves! Sanity at last?

Good holiday was it?

It's all going a 'pete tong' around here ... Great isn't it?

Big up (or something) to the Love Gloves.

Did you eat potatoes in Ireland?

Yes, Bushman, the holiday was loverly....but far too short of course.

Dontcha just love those Irish waiters? We went into a restaurant last Friday and our waiter was looking very fragile and pulled up a chair and sat down with us to take our order.

"You look rough. Hangover?"

"Oooh yes, sor. I felt so bad when I got up this morning that I nearly sent myself a Get Well card" (sounds better if you read it in an Irish accent....)

...And the potatoes?

Potatoes, yes, Pat. And I drank copious amounts of Guinness, saw a sign which informed me that Tipperary was 15 kilometres away. ("Not a long way, then...."), listened to the diddlyay music...In fact we did all the Irish cliché things.

Anyone want to buy a genuine four leaf clover?

Peter
So good to see you back
Loved the waiter story.
My only experience of Ireland was a week long hen party in Dublin back in 1990. What a week. I needed two weeks off work afterwards to get over it. Did I ever tell you about the time I was in a chip shop there at 3am and at the back of a very long queue and very hungry. I got served first. If you want, I can tell you my secret

Saint Magster,

you didn't - did you? For a bag of chips???

I have had 2 great holidays in Ireland. Once I stayed at a place on the West coast near the border where they had horses - and miles of beaches. Fantastic

another one of Magster-fantancies on on it's way..still it should be better than a full dustbag...or the power cut story.howay darlin' owld Dougs-waitin' with baited breath.

Hmmmmmmm now thats an interestin' question Pattie Baby.

There's a potato thread on AF, started by a host: hurrah!

Hmmmmmmmmmm thats intertestin' too Pattie baby

Hmmmmmmmm thats interestin doug. Like most shaven headed neo-nazi thickoes, are you also a closet woofter? Go on, admit you're a boy-toy and proud of it.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm thats a bit naughty y'know dougs i betcha thats from Bushy baby oooooor Pattie penny oooooorrrrr Maxie Baby

Hazel, I have no idea what you are thinking I might have done The truth is sort of less interesting. 3am, Dublin, April 1990, very drunk and very hungry, standing in queue with my fellow henners, when realisation dawns that bra is killing me. I kept all my clothes on but undid the clasp, brought one strap out of shoulder part of dress, then the other and then lifted whole bra from front of dress. Stood swinging bra from hand. The fish shop owner was obviously a good god fearing catholic and had never had anything like that happen in his chip shop before, or so he said. So he gave me a free bag of chips and asked me not to return. Now you know what to do