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Toilet Talk....

Perhaps a bit misleading...

How is it that grown adults (in this case, a female) doesn't bother flushing?!???!

It is most likely the same person who has repeatedly used and not flushed the toilet, once even leaving the seat in the most disgusting condition. We aren't talking about the lav in a roadside gas station, here, we are talking about a bathroom in a small office building which, at the moment, serves only one office on our floor. Either someone has been coming from antoher floor to use ours, coming in off the street to use it (which is entirely possible, though why they would come to the 4th floor instead of using the 1st floor one is beyond me), or it is one of the 10 or so women who share this office.

I prefer to think it is someone off the street.

However, in the last few weeks, this has become a problem. In fact, one day I cleaned the bathroom (which is normally cleaned by staff hired by the building management but they come in the evenings) rather than have someone forged to do so. Next time I intend to leave a VERY LARGE note.

Today, I simply made a sarcastic sign with a diagram and instructions for flushing the toilet.

One always runs the risk of insulting someone, not to mention incurring the wrath of our office manager for putting up a sign, but perhaps some semi-puplic shaming will do the trick. Besides it's gross.

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My Own Videos

Just a few of my own little videos
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Funny funny

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1266376268581628281

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Asleep at work and Luke Perry gives evidence about shooters....

So.... Dream Part !:

My boss catches me asleep at my desk (bolt upricht, in the middle of writing an email). I know I was slacking but told him that I was on my lunch and didn't realize that I wasn't allowed to doze off on lunch.... I wasn't ON lunch, of course.....

Dream Part 2:

I was at the trial of a drunk driver and the "expert witness" called to the stand by the Defense was Luke Perry. He stripped off his shirt and began demonstrating how to "cool off" with a jug of icy vodka lemonade (which involved holding the open top of the jug tightly to one's flesh and moving the jug around,) and then demonstrated the proper way to "drink" Jello shooters to several underage members of the court-room audience.

I took him aside after his "demonstration" to point out that he was doing a disservice not only to the Defendant, but to young people, and to the victims of drunk drivers. He seemed to be missing the point.

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My sister....

Shari is my half-sister from my father's first marriage. We never knew each other all our lives. It wasn't until 1996 when she contacted our family in Iowa that she even knew I existed. We have met once, back in 1998.

I went my whole life wanting to know her wondering where she was.... Wondering if she is still alive.... I may lose her before I get to see her again.

I got a call from Shari evening. She has breast cancer..... I am heartbroken.

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