h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So.... Dream Part !:

My boss catches me asleep at my desk (bolt upricht, in the middle of writing an email). I know I was slacking but told him that I was on my lunch and didn't realize that I wasn't allowed to doze off on lunch.... I wasn't ON lunch, of course.....

Dream Part 2:

I was at the trial of a drunk driver and the "expert witness" called to the stand by the Defense was Luke Perry. He stripped off his shirt and began demonstrating how to "cool off" with a jug of icy vodka lemonade (which involved holding the open top of the jug tightly to one's flesh and moving the jug around,) and then demonstrated the proper way to "drink" Jello shooters to several underage members of the court-room audience.

I took him aside after his "demonstration" to point out that he was doing a disservice not only to the Defendant, but to young people, and to the victims of drunk drivers. He seemed to be missing the point.

I can't remember ever having a moral discussion in a dream......your superego won't quit, will it? Bugging you during downtime like that...

Knock off the cheese before bed, honey . . .


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