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Some folks are screwed up, no lemons required ...

Post 261

Vicki Virago - Proud Mother

Don't you know that tomorrow never comes?

Morning Nicolas


Some folks are screwed up, no lemons required ...

Post 262

Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear }

smiley - sadface What have I done wrong now? I'm only Nicholas to angry Mom's and wives ...

smiley - laugh


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Post 263

Vicki Virago - Proud Mother

smiley - laugh Is that a guilty mind?


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Post 264

Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear }

Nope, just familiar with things. Aside from an office clerk somewhere, the only time I hear that full name, it's accompanied by a very distinctive tone.

And heaven help me if middle names are included !!! smiley - yikes

smiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - laugh


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Post 265

Vicki Virago - Proud Mother

Can you tell me your middle name so I can pick on you? smiley - evilgrin


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Post 266

Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear }

Do you really think I'd tell you my other names are "James Thomas" and give ya ammunition?

smiley - doh


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Post 267

Vicki Virago - Proud Mother

Jimbo!!!


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Post 268

Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear }

Why does that name always raise the image of some huge unwashed, unshaved, beer-bellied "good ole boy", with an IQ of 6, from the deep south? smiley - laugh

Whoops, must be careful, ... that may be too descriptive of some people's relatives.


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Post 269

Vicki Virago - Proud Mother

Did you mention the buck teeth?


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Post 270

Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear }

They still have teeth? smiley - rofl

BTW, we may soon start seeing another wave of immigrants. Same-sex marriage became fully and properly legal across our country yesterday.


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Post 271

Vicki Virago - Proud Mother

I think so...some of them like to hiss quite a lot


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Post 272

Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear }

I thought that came from trying to talk and gum their meals at the same time. Mind you, ... it does curtail the population of all them little furry critters that wander about innocently.


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Post 273

Vicki Virago - Proud Mother

Little furry critters?


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Post 274

Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear }

Those little things that wander out on the hot, summery roadways, and don't make it to the other side. In some circles, they are the main menu. smiley - yuk


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Post 275

Vicki Virago - Proud Mother

You mean rats?


Road-kill, the next diet fad ...

Post 276

Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear }

And squirrels, and oppossum, and raccons, and ....

Saves on bullets, ya know.


Road-kill, the next diet fad ...

Post 277

Vicki Virago - Proud Mother

Oh yes, I agree....


Road-kill, the next diet fad ...

Post 278

Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear }

Psssst. Guess what ???


IT'S FRIDAY !!! smiley - wow<smiley - spacesmiley - boingsmiley - spacesmiley - somersaultsmiley - spacesmiley - bigeyes



smiley - erm I meant to say, ... I kinda like Fridays. smiley - smiley


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Post 279

Vicki Virago - Proud Mother

Me too!!!! Going the pub at lunch today...no driving, so I can have a wee drink too!


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Post 280

Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear }

Ooooh, lucky you. Might you be so kind, good Lady, as to have a wee one for me as well? Even if I had the time, my line of work really isn't helped much by that kind of relaxing ...


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