h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

How many yuck uks is that?

Y'know that's bad for the server

mm, cheese and tomato sandwich, with a dash of salad cream. ooo. hit the spot.

You people make me sick

perhaps it's an allergy?

Perhaps I'm allergic to tomatoes... that would explain things.

Or maybe there's a nasty bug in the hair on your feet.

I dunno.

Perhaps it all those insults you insist on throwing out coming up to choke you.

artichoke? there's another vegetable that I quite like.

I 'artachoke you...



Frood, Hyp's just jealous because I got a better Ambassadorship.

it's all in your Ambassadorial Aides though. Plus the robes. I think Hyp's is nicer, seeing as it's not covered in tomatoes...

*lobs a and runs away giggling fiendishly, impishly and hobbitishly*

that'll teach you for saying my hairy feet have leftovers in 'em! cheeky sheepy!

My Ambassadorial toga is green

Frood, you could always become my assistant Ambassador.
Or I could lock you in the Janitor's Closet again and seal the vents

I'm not sure Pin would appreciate you venting him.

I'm not sure I should affiliate my persona with a sheepish terranic ambassador. What would people think? and then there's my rock star image to uphold. No...not wise. Thank you for your kind offer though.

Well, I'm already a tyrannical leader. I might as well be a terranical leader

Ok, get in the office, damn little hobbit...

I wouldn't appreciate him doing anything to me.

Is it just me, or is this Show of Power sort of limp?
On and on; monotonous and docile. Like the Duracell rabbit.

Energizer bunny. Not Duracell. Or a rabbit, for that matter really. It's pink. And a pink rabbit is a bunny in my book.

But don't let that get to you. Cheer up. Let a smile be your umbrella

show of power? I thought it was just eccentric ramblings. I was taught it's best to let them carry on.

Yeah..

Guess what?
I was watching an episode of the West Wing - the one where the President gets shot, and in one scene about 22 minutes in, the Prez drinks from a coffee cup with the Dayton Flyers logo

Sure, it means nothing to you but hot damn did that make my day...

I'd ask, but there'd probably be another hundred postings here before I get back.

By the way, hope you're feeling better. Just been sick myself. Seems to be something going around in my part of the world.

I do feel better now My head appears to have been removed from the vice and the fire is out of everywhere else.