h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Apparently not.

http://www.dscc.org/2006races/mo/

Looks like Talent is. So you've got your work cut out for you

Talent is up for re-election in 06.

Claire McCaskill will probably challenge him. She ran for governor last year and lost in a close race.

Hmm. Mmkay, good

Jodan, as you can see from my nickname, I have been elevated to the position of Ambassador. There was an official ceremony and everything. So you see not everyone holds me in as low regard as you do. I hope this will cause you to treat me with a little respect in the future.

Hypatia the Grand

Ambassador to what?

My first mission is to open diplomatic negotiations with the Kingdom of 2legs.

Y'know, I'm the Pooh-Bah there. The official Pooh-Bah. I'm going to advise 2legs to hold you in a cage and paint you in magnificent yellows and greens...

No, I shall not. Good for you. I'm sure I'd be more excited if I knew what it meant, but who'm I to complain about that? I hardly know what being a scout means half the time! And we all know I took the UG job just for the title...

Oh, what? Right.
Ok, good job.

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We are attempting to select gifts that would please King 2legs. Perhaps you could advise me in that regard.

Yeah, I saw that. Y'all have quite a little world cooked up over there.

Get him a golden badger.

You have been invited to join on more than one occassion. This would be a good time. You could be our inside man at King 2legs court.

Invited by who? You, you mean?
I'm fine You're my inside 'man' in the Atelier, now that you're almost grand.

Yes by me. Not that you or anyone else needs an invitation to join. Some of your friends are there. And a couple of nonfriends. All in all it's a good bunch of people.

Exactly how well do you know 2legs? I only chatted to him brioefly a couple of times a few months ago.

Stupid wrist splint is making it awkward to type.

I know 2legs more by reputation than anything.

Guess what I went and did? *points to nickname*
That'll show you to get a better title than me...

You are incorrigible.

Well, I guess I shall have to play it by ear with King 2legs. I'm hoping that an entire wagon load of gifts will put him in a fine mood.

I'm telling you, give him a golden badger. It'll go over big.

The Terranic Army could beat you guys any day of the week. An army versus a salon? Pah.

Not everything in life is a contest. We aren't trying to 'beat' anyone. We are trying to open diplomatic negotiations in the hope of helping 2legs' kingdom prosper.

Yeah, sure.

I'm going to work to team up with 2legs and set up a blockade of creams and new droids into the Atelier. Then you'll have to compliment me and give me gifts so that I play nice