h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Then why did you read some pages twice?

Because I'm an incredibly boring person who gets excited about polling data, H

I got a call from a pollster once. I told him exactly what I thought and no one has ever called me again.

They're calling you to find out about how to run the country!? No wonder it's so screwed up!

No, it was the Republicans calling to find out if I approved of the President's foreign policy. They'll have scratched me off of their list, I assure you.

Oh, it was Republicans.
Well. they're still why America's screwed up

What'd you tell them?

You're trying to get me moderated, aren't you?

I told them that their boy was not going to get a favorable rating from me on foreign policy. Only they called when I was having a bad day and I wasn't very polite.

Absolutely am You had a foreign language phrase in your nickname a while back Meant to ask you about that - did the first of god descend on you in all its fury?

Hey, by the way smarty girl... I appear to have been victorious on the UG blurb issue. Can I hear your response to this query - Who da man?

You da man.

It meant "Know thyself." And no it wasn't challenged. I just decided to change it.

He da man.
He with da sheep, he da man.



Hope the bruise is lessening Hypatia, it'll be going wonderful colours I should imagine.

I da man.

There's a feather in your cap, Hyp! Your bruises may give off wonderful colors.

It's a doozie of a bruise. From just below my armpit nearly to my knee.

What do you think it will do, Jodan? Flash like a strobe light?

More like a disco ball.

Hey, guess what?
I got into an Apple mail application and put all my gmail stuff there, and out of the 3710 emails that got transferred, yours (Hyp's) were the only ones that got caught in the junk mail.

I don't know why. But a frog noise comes up every time I get an email, so I'm happy.

That wasn't very polite to put me in junk mail.

Even your computer insults me!

I know. I apologize for him.

I'll give him a tough talking to.

Thanks. I feel better now.

I swear to god all of my computers have had personalities... as weird as it sounds.
My first one was a PC, desktop. He was a kind, gentle soul, but not very bright. The next one was an iBook, a little arrogant but fairly smart. This one, the PowerBook, is very much like me. Brilliant, adorable, but sometimes arrogant enough to classify your emails as junk mail. Not that I do that mentally.

Did I mention that I have 14 new laptops at the library?

Fer what?