h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm sorry Hyp. If it makes you feel better, my Third Nipples entry is is PR

He's really plugging this entry guys!
I shouldn't encourage him but still....


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No, you really shouldn't encourage me.

I've been thinking about it... and since an old lady hit you...

Harry Truman...
...doesn't suck.

It is gratifying that you have ceased slandering Harry. I think my sprained wrist feels a bit better as a result. I like Harry. He had spunk. He was colorful. (I apreciate colorful people.) And that defeat of Dewey was one of the coolest moments in American history.

I am trying to be about the accident. I mean, I may be an old lady someday. At least I managed to keep hold of my umbrella. I have made it a point to always maintain control of my umbrella. It is a very useful skill to possess.

It'snotslanderifit'strue

Why is it useful to be able to keep hold of your umbrella? So you can whip the next person who runs into you in a wheel chair?

Don't get technical on me. I hate it when you get technical.

Umbrellas make handy canes, clubs, and when the wind is just right they are inexpensive transportation. Plus, they will keep you dry when it .....tada...rains.

Look, Frood, there's one hoopy librarian who knows where her umbrella is!

Inexpensive transportation, eh? A towel won't do that for you.

YOu don't get as much lift from a towel.

Unless you use fabric softener

There's Bounce fabric softener here...don't know if you get it, but that might give you extra thrust...

I always find those who now how to weild an umbrella most beneficial as friends. I like to feel I am apt with the english variety, the simple black brolly with wooden/metal spike and hooked handle. These are great for a variety of implementations, the least of which dispatching of english vampires as they sit and read their papers in the twilight on Rotten Row. A deft plunge into the heart and you carry on your way with a fresh copy of the evening standard and a spring in your step.

Plus they're good at keeping rain off, something the english isles have ample supply of.

Got a real problem with vampires, do you Frood?

I like Snuggles fabric softener There's a cute bear.

They're making me do like... real work on the Third Nipples entry
I know, it's really a good thing to make the entry better, but I'm tired and I'm pretty sure I'm the only one there with personal third nipple experience.

I use Downey. It softens better than Snuggle. You shouldn't buy a product just because it has a cute bear on the label. Besides, Downey is blue. Fabric softener should be blue. Don't ever buy pink fabric softener.

Why not? The only reason I watched Yogi the Bear when I was a yungin is because there was a cute bear right there. Boo-Boo.

It made me happy. And that's what really counts.

You're doing it again - changing the subject. And I bet you still watch Yogi Bear. But now I'm wondering why you like Forest Gump so much. Do you have a bootleg version where Forest dresses up as BooBoo?

I don't think they still show Yogi Bear, actually. They might
I can't find my DVD of Forrest Gump, incidentally I can run through it in my head though.

This third nipple PR thread is really making me do more work than I bargained for. Is it wrong that I just don't care about the medical side? I find it... oh so boring.

I did try to give you the opportunity to talk about porcine masturbation as an alternative, though.

What's that all about, by the way?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/news/entertainment/041006_farm.shtml

(I thought you'd better have the typically-restrained BBC version)