h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Don't listen to him. He doesn't know what he has.

But who shall carry the proper ring to Hyp, who seems to be caught in the sea of despair?
Ah, summon the hobbit to bring the rings of power to Mord... er, Missouri.
Or maybe we let her find her way home on her own.
You know what's a better film than 'Lord of the Rings'? 'Castaway'. Ooh, I like Tom Hanks very much.

Yeah, that's the second time this week I've called someone a poop-head. Not sure what got into me. The first time it was, I think, Thomas Jefferson.

Incantations we need. We could put a 'Wanted; Four small incantations' challenge up in the AWW.

You know it's not at all bad down here on the floor, I shall sleep on four small incantations. 'night

Y'know, in the good old days, they put the mean women in the water and if they drowned, they were witches.
Just saying.

I might not need Hyp to pick on. I have Frood
Hyp would miss me too much though. She finds me adorable. (her words, not mine, though I agree with them completely)

Naaahhhhhuhhh!!!!!


It's the other way round....if they drown they're normal women...hrmm...

*opens one eye*

Hyp should have the One Ring. Frood can take her that, he won't know what he has.

'Lord of the Rings' was Epic, Fantastic, Glorious (except maybe that ending). 'Castaway', how can you compare something called 'Castaway' to 'Lord of the Rings' I, II, and III. Sheer Epicness.

I've never called anyone poop-head. I should like to try it. Can you suggest anyone?

*shuts eye again. Firmly.*

*opens other one*

Adorable? Best not say what she said in Sheffield then...

*shuts other one. Twice as firmly*

You're right, I misspoke.
No I didn't, I just wanted to mention drowning and withcraft in the same sentence about Hyp.

I reckon we still have to test her though. Kat, get the hose.

Hyp should not be endowed with that power. Hyp should get the ring of... I don't know, the dwarves. I should have the One Ring. You know I'm going to get it one way or the other, so just give it up.

Was Tom Hanks in Lord of the Rings? No. I rest my case.

One has but to remember that grand epic 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' to know the proper order of drowning versus floating when determining witchiness, though a damned if you are , damned if you aren't philosophy works with mush less fuss

Alright, it's settled. Hyp is damned to the eternal fires of Mordor.

Funny how these things work out, yes?

But did Frodo dress in drag in order to recieve cheap housing as Mr. Hanks stooped to back in the day? The sad part is that he never used the opportunity of being surrounded by women to it's fullest potential.

Then again old frodo was an abstinent little bugger as well

I think Frodo was pretty much set up with cheap housing for a life time, what with Bilbo and everything. But I would have very much like to see Elijah Woods attempt to become more feminine

Wonder twin powers ACTIVATE!!!

Form of...a fire hose
Shape of...a roc (sorry, you must be versed in mythology to know this critter)

Off to save Hyp I go as she gives good massage and that is a rare thing

Well, okay, but I'm pretty sure you're a witch now, Spynxxx and we'll just have to find out somehow...

What does all this remind me of? Something with a bus.

By god! Hyp has eyeballs and I bet she's angry!

I had a dreadful day. I'm not in the mood to be tossed into the fires of Mordor.

Well... no one ever is.

Not that you ever give a rip what sort of day I have. My misfortunes only seem to amuse you.

See, and there I was giving you a

You must have typed in the hug smiley when you meant the throw into a volcano smiley.