h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Go for it Bats !!

May the be strong in you, dear

Thanks... all this in studying is making me go in blind... I'm just a away from going totally in' y and ...

*stalks off to the bar for a in and a virgin to for stress relief*

*sounds start to emanate from the back room, sounds that can only be described as unnerving* that's better..

*trudges off to continue studying*

::quietly removes the remains of the ex-virgin from the back room::

girl, now THAT's how you the s off a guy... , I don't know whether to feel sorry for the poor ing er or be jealous...

ing studying? Poor ing you. I've got 3 ing weeks of holiday left.

*Takes a ing quick glance at the ed up virgin who's just been ed.*

Sorry. ing sorry. Look at that... right ing there!

Thats nothing... you should see her when she's mad!

Sorry... that whole ing subnetting issue really ed me up... I'm this close *holds her fingers slightly ( very slightly) apart* to taking a ing hostage...

*Tries to look ing unhostage like*

::tries really ing hard to look ing hostage - like ::

*practices her triple rebound eye popper on Thog*

, that was ing cool...

I should say it was - it left him totally speechless for two days

What can I say... it's a gift...

That's what I've been trying to tell them... virins smirgins!

virgins are only good for one thing anyway...












sacrificing... <>

So true, so true




*hunts down a few more virgins to sacrifice for the cause*

Sacrifice, eh?
As good a word as any I suppose, although a bit "high flown" for peasants like me

You sacrifice `em, I`ll `em. Which, given my high moral beliefs, is a form of Self in sacrifice!

Personally, I've always preferred to them BEFORE they're ing sacrificed, but, you know, whatever the works for ya, Lurcher me mate


::skips about happily::

in Aye!!! I gave my six-week notice at my ing job today.. YEAH!!!! YEAH, I SAY!!!

Congrats Thog!!! Decided to devote yourself to the temple full-time, did ya?