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It's a boy!
Posted May 28, 2003
Went for a scan with Mrs SM yesterday.
The little chap, much like his dad, wasn't afraid to show off his 'extended third leg'. It was the first thing I saw of him.
So it's Jack Peter - my dad's and his dad's name respectively.
One of each 
.
Any guide entries on self-vasectomy round here?
Must stop typing disjointed sentences, more importantly - must go home.
Liam.
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Finest...
Posted May 19, 2003
I had a lemon drizzle cake a couple of days ago, claiming to be made with the 'Finest ingredients'. Fair enough. But how would one rate the fineness of tri-glyceride of fatty acids? Are some better than others?
Liam.
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Two things...
Posted May 12, 2003
First,
On the way back from Cannon Street to Broadgate this morning two mounted policemen passed by me on the street. The were mounted on pedal-bikes. Now I have seen this type of mounted policemen before but this time the "Action Man the greatest hero of them all" music popped into my head. Alas I couldn't see past the traffic to see if they were in hot pursuit of Dr X.
Second,
As this is a forum based thingy we don't get the joy [ha!] of top posters that you get in something like usenet. I've only just realised how disappointed I am. Feel free to copy my text in your reply then write your text above it. Go on, I miss it.
Liam.
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Towel Day
Posted May 11, 2003
I had a 
with me this morning - but now it's drying out over the ballustrade.
Here's to you DNA and everything that you've made possible.
Liam.
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I wish these were my words...
Posted Apr 28, 2003
...but they're not, so just sit back and enjoy.
Have you heard that old saw where somebody says that "children today recognize less than ten plants, but over a thousand corporate logos"? Putting aside the fact the logos have the name of the company on them and plants typically don't, you're supposed to be just shocked by that plants/logos thing, and I've just never been able to muster the indignation over it. Here's where it starts to get tricky: when I want to tell people where something is, I don't tell them to look for the largest poplar, so it doesn't matter if they can recognize its tulip-shaped leaves. I tell them to turn right at the Texaco. Or the Pizza Pipeline. Or Jack In The Box. They actually determine geography. I actually can't describe my surroundings without using these brands.
Liam.
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