Eh? Wha'? (Dumb Elvis impression)

Dark. Fluffy. The life and soul of the quiet night in. Inpromptu salsa dancer and purveyor of dirty laughs. Snarly tiger when I'm angry and sweet kitten when I feel like being one. I'm full of contradictions, a bit like everyone else then really. I've got a big mouth and am liable to get myself into trouble, especially when talking to my donut of a boss.

Quite a few folk call me Kitten. Probably because I'm curious & insolent with an amazing ability to 'cute' my way out of sticky situations. Hey, it's a gift. ;-)

I have a head full of useless facts and can't remember any useful ones. However, I do tend to do rather well at crosswords and pub quizzes.

In the past two weeks I have listened to: Aerosmith, The Mamas and the Papas, Terrorvision, Camille Saint-Saens, David Bowie, Moby, Idlewild, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers.

Wants of the week: A house. A black corset bodice. More free time.

Can't make up my mind whether to go on holiday (and blow the money I was saving for a house) or to just take a week off later this year and throw the *most* massive costume party. Opinions p-lease.

Apparently my name means 'graceful, fearless warrior'. That gives everyone a good laugh. biggrin

This is also the (temporary) home of the Fingermouse Preservation Society. We are currently recruiting members! Come join the brotherhood of Fingermousers! (Actually it's a sisterhood at the moment, but we're willing to incorporate.)

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