h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I've never been one for the 'In Crowd' either, not even when I was at school me and my mates were the 'Out Crowd'

In school, I hung out with *looks around* the band.</>

I was in the choir

I was in both, and taking physics! I can out-geek you all! Muahahaha!

I was the anomaly. in the science and chess clubs, and yet hung with the -dudes as well. Somehow, I just got on with, and was accepted by most.

Except, of course, the 'pretty' people. There's romm for only so many ego's around that kind.

Being British none of that kind of thing went on at our school, geeks were popular because they could help you with your homework, money didn't matter because most people came from the same background and EVERYONE avoided sports if they could get away with it

I was in the Color Guard (rifles) and the Student Council.

I was in the rugby team

oh but all my coolness was sucked away by the fact that I play the voilin

That reminds me of the lines from an old television show...

'What's in the violin case, Mr. Benny?'

'A machine gun'

'Oh, come on in. I was afraid you had brought your violin.'

Alien God Trag: So cal tell us what is wrong today

Cal: well I was really wanting to give someone worthy to the lurkers

Trag: now why would you want to do a thing like that Cal?

Cal: well think about it, they put so much time and effort into looking what I'm doing in my life, they just don't have time to have a life of their own, so I felt it only proper I gave them something worth lurking for, you know make their lives worthwhile.

Trag: as ever putting others before yourself Cal, thats why I like you so much

Cal: thank you

Trag: but of course you know that you should not be entertaining their paraniod tendancies, they will never go out and find proper lives if you do that.

Cal: I know oh mighty one, forgive me for I almost sinned

Trag: Almost Cal, almost, thankfully you came to your senses in time. 5 Hail Trags and you'll have to taken collection on Trag Sunday.

Cal: you are too forgiving oh mighty one thank you

An excerpt from 'Confessions of an '?

yes how did you guess?

I'll never tell.

You were wearing your special Receptor Helmet (nothing but the very finest tin-foil) again, weren't you, Evangeline?

All I got was muffled and blurred images that seemed to say something about the life and times of paranoid marshmallows. And I was pretty sure that wasn't quite right.

I'm not telling.

Blurred and muffled? Paperclips around the edges will help get better reception.

The lives and times of paraniod marshmellows!!!!! you have that book?!?!?!?!?

Well you can't get it here no sooner is it put on the shelf, it's sold.

Could I borrow your copy

evangeline did you know that foil hat makes you look like a hugs and kisses? </>

No, I didn't realize.

Paper-clips? And me being a paid techy-. I shoulda known.

And I'm sorry Cal, but it's a signed original edition that has been handed down through the generations. So my grand-kids get it next. When-ever they stop multiplying !!!

Have you read the sequel, 'the Chronicals of Neurotic Jell-O'? Seems they can't take the heat without trying to wiggle out.