h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh I'd be alright, I just think it's such a shame that you're so madly and deeply in love with me that you can't bear to be in the same room as it's too, emotionally, painful

Well you've got the method and the opportunity right, shame about the motive!

You poor deluded thing *shakes head sadly*

I learn from the best, what can I say?

You could just admit the truth...you'll feel better afterwards.

Hmmm...Nah, living a lie is more fun.

Is it? I wouldn't know as I'm inherantly honest

Honest & dull go together like love & marriage

Dull? Me dull? You're showing you're inherantly insane...and not in a good way.

Stop saying I'm inherent when I'm not. I did'nt inherent anything.

The apostrophe lives between the n and the t. Also I noticed you mention Love & Marriage earlier.

No it doesn't, it lives between the ; and the #.

and what about it?

I was refering to the apostrophe in didn't, you had placed it betwixt the d and the n.

And it's just more evidence of you blatant desire for me.

Oi, Shakesphear, correcting people on their spelling & grammer is the height of bad manners.

As you've said before my subconcious is mentally unstable, so I wouldn't think you would believe a word it writes.

"Shakesphear"?

Oh and of course I'll believe that which is obviously and blatantly true.

...and that my friend is why you are a fool. Instinct and blind prejudice win over logic any day of the week.

Admit it, you think I'm wonderful and you want to have my babies.

In the words of the American military, "I deny everything!"

Yes, but when the American military say that it means that what ever they're accused of they did.

Ok dech, I deny somethings but not others!